SpruceBringsteen

The microplastics in OP’s body.

When I used to swim we'd be told to just swim it off. Calf, foot, right above the knee were all things you could kinda dead leg and use the flip turn to unkink, but now and then you'd get a hamstring cramp and that's when you just sink and stretch. There is no negotiating with a hamstring cramp.

If you eat enough at once, all the skin in your mouth will peel.

please to thank Rocktart

I mean name a stock more divorced from reason and driven by greed than TSLA right now. Dude literally has more to lose than anyone.

My vision is still fucked up from when my eyes rolled to the back of my head from hearing my Grok attached overweight uncle say we’re all going to live to 120. My tin foil hat theory is it’s to push these boomers and X’ers further into stock market greed because they’re now scrambling to secure retirement savings for a few decades they hadn’t planned for.

If someone made a giant datacenter on my private minecraft server, what would be the best way to sabotage it?