Still French

Where do you see yourself in 20 years? But with more cats and lotsa boxed wine.

I've been craving a Donut for weeks, still haven't given in.

Right after I poast feet.

I'm going to totally play this out in a bit. That way if the neighbors DO see me, we can all get a good laugh out of it.

From DL Zander A farmer said he first knew something was wrong when his barn cat stopped coming home for milk. The cat had followed the same routine for years, but suddenly he was hunting at strange hours and slipping into the same patch of woods over and over. When the farmer checked his trail cameras, he saw the reason. His cat was carrying mice to a thin, injured mountain lion that looked too weak to hunt on its own. Wildlife officers were called, and the mountain lion was safely taken in for treatment. Local college animal behavior experts later weighed in, saying the footage was extremely unusual because the cat appeared to return repeatedly, keep a careful distance, and still leave food close enough for the mountain lion to eat. One professor said, “That kind of repeated behavior is hard to ignore. It makes you wonder how much animals notice when another animal is struggling.”

Pretty like this.

I hope your Caturday feels something like this.

Going to my first mass on Sunday. 🙏🏻

Hi Cozy, I hope you're having a nice evening.

Whoever ends up with my recipes is going to be pissed. It's generally just a list of ingredients.

Can I get your thoughts on this? Some people seem to think @Scarlett@nicecrew.digital and French are the same person. Why do you suppose that is?

Good Grandmothers are a Gift from God.

It's still on Grgly's page under a content warning.

You shush, Mr. Dagnar.

Who made Ms. @mjdigspigs@nicecrew.digital crashout?

Poll time. 5'2" 88 - 286 lbs

L'mao 😹 (squishy squish)

I'm so glad to see you again, too! 😭

Yes?

Faith in huMANity: Restored

🚨 Floozies on the timeline! 🚨

ShowMeYourPockets! I saw this trend going around a couple years ago, and ngl... I thought it was super hawt.

As long as it wasn't a nigger, or pajeet, or mystery meat.

Thank you. 🤗

I would be pretty excited about that gift. Does it come with lessons on how to not poison friends and family? That part seems pretty important to me.

I would like to officially declare that Mr. Matty is the second nicest guy on the fedi and I would never tell him to eff off. In fact, not only is he a genius but a Saint for tolerating all of our retarded rubbish every single day.

Boobs?

I expected more disagree votes.

Pistachio is my very favorite ice cream.

Paging Sister @Scarlett@nicecrew.digital and Mr. @Honkers@poa.st !

Third times a charm, pretty please? 🙏🏻

On second thought... make that spumoni.

Are you winking at me, Mr. @PodunkPotato@nicecrew.digital ?

Yes, very much. It hasn't been too hot here so I was able to do some reading and swimming after my chores.

"Remember: Averages don't define anyone. Every individual is unique."

Lost a follower... 😭

I can't believe some of you people just leave without saying Goodnight. Don't you have any regard for your adoring fans?

Perhaps not at this moment. But I still believe there is someone for everyone.

Oh. So it was you?

Its almost time to sneak out the garbage.

Thank you, it is perfectly awful. 🤗

Everything I want to say is rage filled swear words ending in a fedpoast. I hate feeling like this will never end. Are we just going to tolerate ourselves out of existence?

Mine are listed and they had the same last digit.

Oh Woah! That was a wild meltdown.

Is it warm in here? (reow)

Not what I was expecting. 😬

That was amazing.

I just KNOW one of these days I will hit that refroosh button to find Matty has granted me THU PAHWAH to delete all of my old posts and start again with a sparkly clean pretty page.

You're going to face-palm.