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If you are not on a government watch list by now you should be ashamed of yourself.

Just pull the Faux Nooz defense. No sane person would take me seriously. OR follow your orange leader’s example of “can’t you take a joke?”

Ooh you silver tongued wordsmith. I love it.

I finally figure out jazz. The musician plays the instrument in such a way that the listener wants to take it away. Easy.

I like toast but I don’t like MAKING toast. I would like to buy a loaf of toast. Then I could just warm it up in the microwave.

I am self-employed and my boss is an incompetent jerk. I’ve already punished myself with a pay cut. I’m gonna sue my ass for what I did to me!

The first thing to die in war is the truth.

They said the same thing about Sesame Street in the 1970’s I turned out all right.

Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

I should mention that I really like this art piece because it splits people into two groups. Women HATE it, I ruined a table and you can’t read the dictionary. Men LOVE it, outside the box destruction. I recently did another piece that split people into rich vs poor. The well-to-do people complain to me and the poor people shake my hand.

I did this during a party at my house. It was my design. We took turns drilling a hole for the chain, a different person put the chain on, another put the lock on, and the last person bent the key till it was un-useable. Locked knowledge. We are starved for knowledge (expensive college), but drowning in information (free advertising).

Charlie WHO?