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Yes, eBussy is clearly an offensive name for this. We need to rename it to something that's still whimsical, and fit for its function. I mean a bus like this is something that will probably take all my fellow techbros to their jobs. So maybe something like the "Brojobber"?

They can do the same they did with the reboot ones: Heavily imply it’s post-instrumentality fuckery that somehow reset the world, and now everything’s a bit different again but somehow some people sorta remember stuff from before.

Have you tried becoming a vampire?

They’re asking Copilot for help, so have achieved 10x productivity.

What should I change my pringles account to? Will onlyfans do?

C’mon, 17 times per day isn’t that bad.