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I can never pee beyond thunderzone because Tina Turner is so intinadating.

A new life awaits you in the off world colonies!

But, did he ever get busy in a Burger King bathroom?

Willy! What's that?

Some people, apparently, haven’t heard of the Ancestral Dildo.

Wang! Pay attention!

Depression is hoping a heroic dose of acid causes ego death and maybe life will be slightly less painful afterwards.

As someone that spent the better part of their youth making other people money at a grocery store, I'm bummed that I never had to build a comically oversized pyramid of bean cans that: A: A neurotic but lovable protagonist that is just trying to get through shopping day would make the whole stack implode by taking a single can. Or B: A random cat in a panic would scurry up and around it as I frantically keep the pyramid from collapsing. Once the cat has fled the scene I would utter a sigh of relief just before a dog who was after the cat would crash through the stack just in time for the manager to appear and scold me for the mess.

It's kind of clunky, but Radio Shack has a Serial to PS/2 adaptor. The Radio Shack by me has been closed for remodeling for a few years, though. Maybe you'd have better luck at Circuit City?

I knew things were going to get spicy in here.

I don’t want Ohio anywhere near my family.

I mean, Jesus has limitless love, right?

This sounds like interesting material. Any books out there that compare and contrast? I’m curious, but not enough to possess two different Bibles.

Popcorn tastes so much better when you overcook it in the break room microwave at work.

In the interim- fruit flies fruit flies fruit flies… I’ve given up on keeping fresh fruit around.

Seems like she’d be more of a super inbred and aggressive dog type.

I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo. It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.

As someone who spent the majority of the '10s with a similar rig as you described, make sure you work nights and have an SO that tolerates whatever nonsense you are blathering about when she gets home.