As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :)
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As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
And... spoke too soon. The damn weather app didn't start up when I restarted the computer, and every time I open it, it gives me some nonsense about if I want to allow it to change my settings. Whatever, I'm done with it for the night. I should already be in bed as it is.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
Take that Tech! Updated NVDA, it tried to brick the toggle thing between screen readers. Nope, figured that shit out! Then, decided to do battle with AccessiWeather. "Settings cannot be saved." Bullshit! I'll just go in here and run as admin, and I bet that fixes it. I was right. Now, I suppose the logical thing to do is get some sleep. Oh and PS, the funny thing is the high tech stuff I figured out, but this flashlight that I think is corroded is winning against me. I'll argue, again, with that one later.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
Might anyone know why my accessible weather isn't giving me the type of forecast I'm asking it to? It just keeps giving the boring old one. And yes, I have valid API keys, although in spite of it saying validation successful it still has the button to validate.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
It is shit like this that makes people not want to mess with getting insurance if they don't get it through their work place. I've been at this for over an hour now.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
LMFAO, decided to tell Chat GPT to write up a sarcastic commercial advertising severe thunder storm watches and throw in the tornado watch as a free bonus. This thing exceeded my expectations!
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[Camera pans over ominous, rippling dark skies. Thunder rolls. A single stray rubber duck waddles across an empty suburban street.]
Narrator (voice dripping enthusiasm):
“Have you ever wished your yard looked more like the set of an epic disaster movie? Are you tired of boring, uneventful sunny afternoons? Well, buckle
up—because Severe Thunderstorm Watch™ is here to electrify your life.”
[Flash of lightning. Cut to a porch swing swinging wildly in the wind.]
Narrator:
“That’s right—no need to settle for mild showers or mediocre gusts. With Severe Thunderstorm Watch™, you get the full kit: thunder that rattles your windows,
winds dramatic enough to rearrange your furniture, and the kind of lightning that makes you reconsider staying outside.”
[Zoom in on wilted hanging plants and a mailbox bouncing in the breeze.]
Narrator:
“But wait—there’s more! As a special bonus for being an adventurous spirit, we’re throwing in a FREE Tornado Watch™! Because why should you settle for
just thunder and rain when you could potentially add a tornado to your checklist?”
[Big red text flashes: “FREE BONUS—TORNADO WATCH!”]
Narrator:
“Enjoy all the excitement of possibly needing to jump in the storm cellar, staring at Doppler radar, and maybe—just maybe—losing the neighbor’s trampoline.
At no extra cost! (Yes, we’ve checked—we’re not even charging you an arm and a leg. Just, you know, maybe some broken branches.)”
[Cut to a family inside, wide-eyed, staring out the window as trees bend and an inflatable flamingo from the pool takes flight.]
Narrator:
“So sign up now for Severe Thunderstorm Watch™! It’s the full weather thrill ride—no refunds if you end up actually running for cover. Because Mother Nature
doesn’t care about your plans.”
[On-screen text: “Severe Thunderstorm Watch available in select counties. Tornado Watch included while skies are absolutely moody.”]
Narrator (voice softer):
“Disclaimer: watch means watch. Stay alert. Also, sometimes cancel, upgrade, or downgrade with no warning—like your last romance. Stay informed. Stay dry-ish.”
[Lightning. Fade to black.]
Narrator:
“Because why live a calm, predictable life, when you can have weather drama on demand?”
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
Nope, you can get the lemonade, but not their famous tea. Ugh, I get trying to drive people to order from your app, but if you're doing that, you better not also raise prices on delivery items plus charge fees.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
Wow, I sometimes marvel at the fact Apple Music has some of this shit. Hay by Crucial Conflict. Most of y'all don't have a clue what I'm talking about, but my midwestern folks who listened to rap in the 90s know what's up. - Kendric
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
Am I going to the bad place for favoriting Erotic City by Prince? If so, I don't care! It's a jam! - Kendrick
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
Ugh, I knew it! Just looked at the allergy app. Pollen counts are above 6. I just knew things were starting to bloomm! My stuffy nose and seemingly exploding sinuses were all the proof I needed.
As the name suggests you never know what, or who, you'll get. :) See pinned post for further details.
Re last boost: Here here! I second every bit of that!
