PrimeMinisterKeyes
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When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable coming in from above
Don't need no phone at all
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Apr 11, 2026
Morpheus:
You think that’s air you’re breathing?
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Mar 23, 2026
I buried Paul.
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Mar 06, 2026
New Fraud Template
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Mar 06, 2026
literally
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Is that another example of forcible impregnation?
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Dec 16, 2025
Credit: El Paco Puente
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Dec 16, 2025
The exact stipulations strongly depend on the jurisdiction because there is no EU-wide legal framework.
For example, you may put them up, but then you are also required to put up warning signs so nobody runs the risk of being accidentally caught on camera. Or the cameras might not be allowed to directly face the street/ public areas, only your immediate private property.
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Dec 13, 2025
How to: Bale a body.
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Dec 11, 2025
Yeah, because it kills you. Kerosene and similar low-viscosity hydrocarbons in your stomach migrate to the lungs, causing them to collapse. Not a nice way to go.
They only found out after some kids mysteriously died upon ingesting minute amounts of lamp oil.
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Dec 09, 2025
Not quite nude, but you get the idea:
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Dec 08, 2025
Over here, they sell all sorts of “standard” sex toys, like vibrators, in drugstores. Out in the open, right next to the condoms and lube. #justeuropethings
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Dec 07, 2025
Textbook shakedown. He’ll not invade Greenland, Panama or Canada as long as he keeps getting the prize every year.
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Dec 07, 2025
And maybe consider a robotomy.
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