PolydoreSmith

I think you have to be the product of millennia of selective breeding by a futuristic coven of space witches. Also don’t use shampoo more than once a week, and always condition when you do.

This is essentially a “guns don’t kill people” argument. However a particular gun might be involved in a lot more deaths if it happens to belong to a psycho who’s always waving it around at the slightest provocation.

What a terrible day to have eyes…