PhoenixDog

I'm friends with a gay couple who aren't even attracted to my enby partner, but are attracted to me. So hard disagree.

As someone with a high sex drive, I absolutely appreciate Violet's hornyposting.

They probably not attracted to women.

BRB, sending Musk an individual letter of each pair of DNA per cell I have in order to make sure he gets his wish on getting a hold of my “data”.

I can send you mine! It's rather penis shaped but we can pretend it's a vulva ;)

*Conservative man receives picture of a vulva and a clitoris* WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT'S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE!?

Good. Do his family next.

Holy fuck, you’re still going on with this? Might I suggest a therapist? Because this is not a healthy reaction to something that doesn’t affect you whatsoever. Your need to shoehorn yourself into someone elses life because you are uncomfortable about something has literally nothing to do with anyone but you. Perhaps you can understand how my perference YOUR PREFERENCE! YOURS! Not someone elses. Not anyone elses. YOURS. Just stop right there. No one is forcing you or any partner to call you Daddy. No one is suggesting you have to use it. The alphabet mafia is not putting a gun to your head. No one here cares you don’t like it. But your continued ranting about this and how it affects you, you should really seek some professional help. You are in fact being misogynistic. You’re telling women what they are or aren’t allowed to say because it makes YOU uncomfortable. Not your partners, not anyone consenting in any kind of language, you’re literally saying women using it is wrong. That’s misogynistic. It’s not your job to tell others what they can and can’t use. My partner calls me “puppy”. Do you think they actually think I’m a dog they want to fuck? You’re not misogynistic for talking about it, expressing how it makes you feel, and the trauma with your friend. It’s misogynistic that you are going on tangents telling people that they shouldn’t use it because it makes you uncomfortable, which apparently your feelings are more important than anyone elses.

She already did.

You’re literally part of the problem and you’re not even realizing it.

There’s a livestock option in the town I live near. I’ve only been once but my partner has a few times. During the actual auction part people bidding barely raise their hand. You could 100% be thought you’re placing a bid by scratching your nose. They move fast as there’s lots of animals to auction off so it’s all about speed.

If only there were certain channels you joined that those names would still be there and you could just request access again on a new account and reunite with those friends. Alas, that is just a shooting star.

There isn’t a single device in my home that shows YouTube ads. I’ll jump through any hoop before I give that shit website money.

Americans generally are pretty fucking stupid, so it tracks.

No, but that's how they think it goes to get into America. They think you just kind of walk in and sit down like a cafe.

I'M DOING MY PART!

Whomp whomp.

Women want honesty until they’re asked to put their kids up for adoption. Smh

They absolutely have internet. It’s just state controlled. So basically a national child safety lock. But they 100% have access the internet.

Wife wanting to spend limited liquid money on daughter's wedding = bad. Husband wanting to spend limited liquid money on motorcycle = good. Am I getting that right?

Buster would NEVER

Some healthcare in America, you can only add onto the plan married spouses. Sometimes even Common Law isn't enough to get a spouse on your plan. So some people need to actually have the piece of paper that says Marriage Certificate in order for their spouse to get healthcare.

My partner is permemantly disabled, so getting married grants them protection financially if anything happens to me. I could totally make a will and say "All my stuff goes to spouse", but if my family (not that they ever would) wanted to intervene because we weren't married, they could. Now? Because we're married my partner gets anything and everything if something happens to me. The house, the cars, the dogs, my inheritance, everything.

My bad. I shouldn't type while sick. Lieutenant colonel is what I meant.

My partner was going to marry me no matter what their dad said, but it meant a lot to them to get his approval. I was going into the military and he was a retired high ranking lieutenant. 8 years later their dad still loves the shit out of me.

My partner and I got married after 8 months of meeting. We're both quiet people with sensory issues, so we got married on our friend's front porch with about 30 friends, no family allowed. Found someone to give our wedding for a few hundred bucks, the engagement ring and wedding bands were likely no more than $500 for all three. All that plus the booze we probably did it for under $1500 total.

I’m not even OP and I think they said nothing wrong. Americans should genuinely feel bad about being American.

Hello, Police?

You’re one of those guys who doesn’t wipe their ass either because it’s Gay, aren’t you?

I'm anti-hate. I don't care what your religion is.

If one side wants people like me and my partner to die, I'm okay with dividing them away from me.

and neither are Americans. The majority of adults in your country can’t read above a 6th grade level. About 25% of adults are functionally illerate. Might want to rethink that opening line.

That’s amazing.

No way he was actually dumb enough Let me stop you right there…

Wait, how did you take a picture of you taking a picture of your phone?

I’m adhd and my partner is Audhd and our house is both a chaotic mess of unfinished tasks, and a well organized abode.

Technically water is not wet. Water makes things wet.

Nah those were just roommates…

People who “don’t believe in homosexuality” are usually the same type of entitled assholes to insert themselves into other people’s conversations.

2/3rds of American voters allowed this to happen. 1/3rd voted for it. 1/3rd didn’t vote at all, therefore siding with the winner. Apathy and Neutrality aren’t an excuse. Unless you deliberately did not vote for Trump or anyone in this administration, you are 100% at fault for what is happening. People need to stop sugarcoating it. There are citizens marching in the streets “trying to stop this” who fucking voted for it, who said “Oh that will never happen”, or “You’re Over-exaggerating”. Now their ignorant asses have woken up to everyone else being right all along, and they shouldn’t be left off the hook.

I love my billionaires cooked well done and slathered in ketchup. They're a gamy meat so might as well cook the suck out of them.

You shit on a toilet?

Can we NSFW this? I don't want nudity on my front page.

Honestly sir, you just don't put the effort into your schemes like you used to.