Pat_Riot

Nice try officer

WTF? A bubbler is a kind of weed pipe.

But he’s not even from earth

Chain should not go around the axle. Wtf? It’s like some of y’all’ve never pulled your buddy out of the mud.

I think if you broke the element it wouldn't work anymore. I honestly just added the toaster because I thought it was funny. I don't even have one anymore. I have a Ninja Flip multi function toaster oven. Lol. I refuse to have any "smart" appliances at all

I still say all of this

Shoots coffee maker Americanly. Shoots toaster too, just to be sure.

Heh, which kind?

I still have tons of memories from that night too. It’s wild.

Fuckin 199something, me and a buddy at a bench against the church building that was also our highschool bus stop trying to cut 4 hits of blotter into two 2 squares on a CD case with my pocket knife. Cop pulls up to the building with his lights going and everything. All four hits go on my tongue and I run faster than I ever did before or since and actually manage to get away. Needless to say that a 4 square, then an immediate hard run, that shit hit me like a disco tornado. The night was long, and I was taken on a different adventure every time I ran into somebody and a couple all by myself. Could have turned bad at so many turns but never did. 10/10 fucking awesome night.

I don’t mind doing some little illegal things every now and again.

That sounds nice. Say it again.

He hit rock bottom then it still got worse

Sike

Yeah, I’ll have no truck with such a like.

Bubbies are awesome.

Like Bubbies! Them's some pickles.

I was pretty sure that was what that was and I was not disappointed.

It causes Republicans.

Shucked?

Me sitting here in the parking lot looking at corn before I go in to work.

That’s Kirk Hammett. Charlie Kirk is the receiver for the Texans.

Barley

And I’m sure you are correct about that, but I acclimated to metric measurement for both length and temp at work. Measuring size is just better that way and I’ve abandoned imperial entirely even for home projects, and the temperatures we deal with at work are big, so the Celsius scale fits. Maybe I compartmentalized, IDK.

I barely drink at all anymore but that sounds like a wonderful way to begin a Saturday once or twice a year.

0 as freezing isn’t bad, but boiling at 100 feels wrong. It’s not enough of a difference. Fahrenheit’s number values may be a little wonky and arbitrary seeming but it gives a better sense of scale.

Bruh

I have unironically called basketball roundball for over 3 decades. Sports are practically a religion in this country and I hate religion.

And apologize the whole time they are doing it.

Sportsball

You can have the Fahrenheit temperature scale when you peel it from my cold, dead hands. Metric is great for measuring size and weight and I suppose distance (though miles sounds so much nicer than kilometers), but the Celsius scale is too short until you get into really high temperatures.

Rugby is older than American football? Huh. I’m going to annoy the shit out of my coworkers with that little gem.

I tried Ubuntu first, because I had heard of it, and too many things didn’t work. At the time I was still on that other link aggregator platform and the Linux nerds there told me to try Mint and they were right. It just worked and I have happily run that ever since. It does what I do and isn’t Microsoft or the overpriced fruit company. I have no urge to distro hop at all. Fussing with my computer isn’t fun for me, I just want to use it sometimes. I agree, though, Linux is good and there’s something for everyone.

I saw no mention of Clutch