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Ollie Branch

@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be
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A shapeshifting impaired changeling from another world using mad science to fix their ills and cause mischief across the wired.

A bit of an amateur polymath, a silly goober that likes to do too many things.

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Ollie Branch @OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be · Aug 05, 2026
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@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be

A shapeshifting impaired changeling from another world using mad science to fix their ills and cause mischief across the wired. A bit of an amateur polymath, a silly goober that likes to do too many things.

mk.absturztau.be
Replying to @OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be
This reminds me of that one yubikey hack that requires an oscilloscope and physical access to the yubikey itself.
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Ollie Branch @OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be · Aug 05, 2026
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@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be

A shapeshifting impaired changeling from another world using mad science to fix their ills and cause mischief across the wired. A bit of an amateur polymath, a silly goober that likes to do too many things.

mk.absturztau.be
"Privacy with computers is impossible" proceeds to mention the most farfetched situation possible that requires physical access to a machine at which point you've brutally failed all other opsec
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Ollie Branch @OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be · May 10, 2026
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@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be

A shapeshifting impaired changeling from another world using mad science to fix their ills and cause mischief across the wired. A bit of an amateur polymath, a silly goober that likes to do too many things.

mk.absturztau.be
Replying to @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party
@theking@mskey.nekomimi.party Teto!!!!!!!!
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Ollie Branch @OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be · May 08, 2026
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@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be

A shapeshifting impaired changeling from another world using mad science to fix their ills and cause mischief across the wired. A bit of an amateur polymath, a silly goober that likes to do too many things.

mk.absturztau.be

He frag my dirty until I privilege escalate

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Ollie Branch @OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be · May 04, 2026
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@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be

A shapeshifting impaired changeling from another world using mad science to fix their ills and cause mischief across the wired. A bit of an amateur polymath, a silly goober that likes to do too many things.

mk.absturztau.be

Wonder if one could use an octree or some sort of structure to automatically place something like GI probes sparsely? Like subdivide an octree once a certain amount of mesh objects are inside it then place a probe at the center?

Only problem is not all meshes are equally sized, so it wouldn't capture a large, high density mesh as well as a bunch of small low-density meshes.

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Ollie Branch @OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be · May 04, 2026
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@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be

A shapeshifting impaired changeling from another world using mad science to fix their ills and cause mischief across the wired. A bit of an amateur polymath, a silly goober that likes to do too many things.

mk.absturztau.be

I feel like you can bolt a lot of features onto the C language, even if the syntax of doing so may not be as nice as other languages.

Really, I kind of wish C macros were as capable as lisp macros just so you could import or discard whatever language features you wanted (or use different implementations that fit your use-case or sensibilities better).

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Ollie Branch @OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be · May 03, 2026
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@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be

A shapeshifting impaired changeling from another world using mad science to fix their ills and cause mischief across the wired. A bit of an amateur polymath, a silly goober that likes to do too many things.

mk.absturztau.be

I would like to know why progn in lisp is called progn but internet search does not seem to have an answer.

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Ollie Branch @OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be · May 01, 2026
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@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be

A shapeshifting impaired changeling from another world using mad science to fix their ills and cause mischief across the wired. A bit of an amateur polymath, a silly goober that likes to do too many things.

mk.absturztau.be
Replying to @epsi@akko.wtf
@epsi@akko.wtf This is a "follow your farts" not a "follow your heart" type of space
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Ollie Branch @OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be · Apr 28, 2026
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@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be

A shapeshifting impaired changeling from another world using mad science to fix their ills and cause mischief across the wired. A bit of an amateur polymath, a silly goober that likes to do too many things.

mk.absturztau.be
Replying to @masukomi@connectified.com
@masukomi@connectified.com The acronym is literally MAMDANI you can't make this shit up
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Ollie Branch @OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be · Apr 23, 2026
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@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be

A shapeshifting impaired changeling from another world using mad science to fix their ills and cause mischief across the wired. A bit of an amateur polymath, a silly goober that likes to do too many things.

mk.absturztau.be
Replying to @halva@mk.absturztau.be
@halva I know in the modern era it has been the inspiration for various "zombie" fiction, like the green flu in Left 4 Dead or the rage virus in 28 days later. I only quote zombies because they're not the traditional zombies of mythology but they're often considered such in both pop culture and the in-universe lore
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Ollie Branch @OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be · Apr 17, 2026
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@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be

A shapeshifting impaired changeling from another world using mad science to fix their ills and cause mischief across the wired. A bit of an amateur polymath, a silly goober that likes to do too many things.

mk.absturztau.be
Replying to @kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com
@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com There are already 4 episodes out, unless you're waiting for a specific subbed version that isn't english.
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Ollie Branch @OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be · Mar 14, 2026
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@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be

A shapeshifting impaired changeling from another world using mad science to fix their ills and cause mischief across the wired. A bit of an amateur polymath, a silly goober that likes to do too many things.

mk.absturztau.be
Replying to @ari@fedi.arimelody.space
@ari@fedi.arimelody.space @puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social This really does feel like dwarf fortress
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Ollie Branch @OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be · Oct 07, 2025
Ollie Branch
@OllieBranch@mk.absturztau.be

A shapeshifting impaired changeling from another world using mad science to fix their ills and cause mischief across the wired. A bit of an amateur polymath, a silly goober that likes to do too many things.

mk.absturztau.be
Replying to @nightjar@twoot.site
@nightjar@twoot.site Why did they draw the dog to look sad? Now I'm sad /silly
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