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Eight years into the five year motorway expansion and Google maps has the gall to ask if the roadwork is still there. Why yes it is

@Lioh@social.anoxinon.de @masukomi@connectified.com i read it the same way, i assume you fill in the person with the colour that fits best

Coworker commented on my hair, I use this as my litmus test for when I need it clipped. #justautismthings
Found my trimmers so I can go from David lynch to paddington bear

Working nightshift and suddenly the sun wants to be part of our life?

Modern hell is figuring out the load order of ten million billion mods by eye

node-red howtos gives me peanuts adult talking vibes

My euroboxes don't fit in my bookcase ;v; but i do got a printer...

Hey Shopify, injecting your ad into a podcast I'm listening to won't make me use your platform. Injecting it once in danish and straight after that in English won't make me use your platform. Injecting your ad THREE times back to back is straight up sloppy

Imagine a blackbird trying to sing in the morning but their nose is stuffy because it's pollen season

What if ceiling fan wasn't a propeller but a squirrel cage fan but kept the overall dimensions?

Hour two of my seven hour sojourn waiting for the installers to get here with the washing machine, the kitchen is getting so clean. Hallway next before it's too too clean