Jacob Christian Munch-Andersen

RE: @johnzajac@dice.camp

I believe that this was actually a quite common opinion in occupied European countries during WWII.

The occupying force behave civilised, leave them to their business, don't cause any trouble, and they will generally return the favour.

Meanwhile those pesky resistance people run around and blow stuff up in the middle of the night, as if the wartime wasn't bad enough already.

Idea: Single use virtual memory.

Don't bother ever reusing the same virtual memory space, you always allocate in a new place, and once you free it is gone.

If you have a true 64 bit virtual memory space then this is surprisingly practical. There is no remotely realistic scenario where you are ever going to run out.

Upsides include a dead simple allocator, and a guarantee that use-after-free will result in a hardware exception. What is not to like?

It can't be too long before Trump either dies from eating too many Big Macs, or one of the approximately 8 billion people people who wish him dead finally get to him.

That leaves the question: What to do with the carcass?

I suggest constructing the "Donald J Trump Mausoleum and Public Toilet". A big public toilet building where part of the generated sewage is directed to the grave underneath it.

I imagine an exterior of Roman pillars made from concrete, completely gilded with brass.