MutantTailThing

Floon Fleedle

*Sit and spray

I only watched the first and it may well be the dumbest shit I’ve ever.

I downloaded more RAM and now my pc is screaming in Russian

You know, the usual. Jaywalking, regicide.

Use a new e-mail address, a tracker free browser and don’t immediately start posting in the same subs you were before. Subcribe to some other random subs and pretend that you’re new. Lay low for a while and after a week or two you’re good to go again. This has worked for me three times so far. Though ask yourself, do you really want to go back?

When I was in high school we could buy floppy disks from the vending machine

It was the way of The Ancestors.

Curse you Carl Mark!

Babi pangang up in this motherfucker

Understandable.

Did you have a stroke while typing this?

Abhorrently crusty and holds a great stink

TFW mom found the pissdrawer.

Trolley solution

We had a guy call in one day saying he couldn’t make it as he was having car problems. Boss says he didn’t even know he had a car. Guy replies: I don’t. That’s the problem.