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And here I was thinking most of our programming problems come from the thing doing exactly what we told it to, but didn’t quite think through enough. Or at all.

“Perpetrators offer a service that will not be put into effect, or offer a service that solves a problem that would not exist without the racket.” The very definition of racketeering.

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my carbon, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of magnesium. I aspired to the purity of the blessed Mg. Their kind cling to their flesh, as if it will not cramp and fail them.

Hydration certainly helps but can also be magnesium deficiency, since it's a muscle relaxant.

The Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus.

Stamp collecting for criminals

Oh yeah? Well this says otherwise.

Vim users: “I feel bad for you” Nano users: “I don’t think about you at all”

It’s 89.99 GBP. Free shipping though.

I'd still manage to magically snag and trip over it.