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Lauren Ipsum

@LaurenIpsum@beige.party
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One time, I converted ground beef to kilometers per hour.

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Lauren Ipsum @LaurenIpsum@beige.party · May 04, 2026
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One time, I converted ground beef to kilometers per hour.

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Replying to @noondlyt@hellions.cloud
@noondlyt @Alice I miss that show.
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Lauren Ipsum @LaurenIpsum@beige.party · Apr 03, 2026
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One time, I converted ground beef to kilometers per hour.

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Dave wants to start calling our pets the “council of eunuchs”.

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Lauren Ipsum @LaurenIpsum@beige.party · Mar 27, 2026
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One time, I converted ground beef to kilometers per hour.

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Replying to @sherold@mastodon.online
@sherold@mastodon.online Fun fact, the Inuit do not have many words for snow. It’s just a myth, but a fun one!
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Lauren Ipsum @LaurenIpsum@beige.party · Mar 25, 2026
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One time, I converted ground beef to kilometers per hour.

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We got another six inches of snow last night.

Dave: "This isn't winter, it's harassment."

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Lauren Ipsum @LaurenIpsum@beige.party · Mar 12, 2026
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One time, I converted ground beef to kilometers per hour.

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Replying to @daniel@waltham.city
@daniel@waltham.city That’s too bad! I would absolutely pay someone to get into these computers.
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Lauren Ipsum @LaurenIpsum@beige.party · Mar 12, 2026
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@LaurenIpsum@beige.party

One time, I converted ground beef to kilometers per hour.

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Replying to @autolycos@beige.party
@autolycos@beige.party @glasspusher@beige.party I fear you’re right. My mom is convinced that most everyone will just accept her word.
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Lauren Ipsum @LaurenIpsum@beige.party · Mar 12, 2026
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@LaurenIpsum@beige.party

One time, I converted ground beef to kilometers per hour.

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Replying to @glasspusher@beige.party
@glasspusher@beige.party Maybe not that will. 😬
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Lauren Ipsum @LaurenIpsum@beige.party · Mar 12, 2026
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@LaurenIpsum@beige.party

One time, I converted ground beef to kilometers per hour.

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Replying to @AlisonW@fedimon.uk
@AlisonW@fedimon.uk Yeah, we're concerned about that too. A search turned up no registered will. We're in for a struggle, dealing with banks and all that.
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Lauren Ipsum @LaurenIpsum@beige.party · Mar 12, 2026
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@LaurenIpsum@beige.party

One time, I converted ground beef to kilometers per hour.

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Replying to @ronwm@infosec.exchange
@ronwm@infosec.exchange @lerg@infosec.exchange Thanks! I will definitely check this out!
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Lauren Ipsum @LaurenIpsum@beige.party · Mar 11, 2026
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@LaurenIpsum@beige.party

One time, I converted ground beef to kilometers per hour.

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We're having a hell of a time trying to sort out my uncle's computer situation after his passing. Apparently he has a will, but we haven't been able to find it. There's a very good chance that it's just saved to his Mac. Apple has a KB article about legacy and accessing Apple accounts, but it doesn't have *how* to do this or who we can talk to.

Leave a will, folks.

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Lauren Ipsum @LaurenIpsum@beige.party · Feb 22, 2026
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@LaurenIpsum@beige.party

One time, I converted ground beef to kilometers per hour.

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Somehow it’s fallen on me to write my uncle’s obituary. I hope I can find my words. 😢

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