KoboldCoterie
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Kobolds with a keyboard.
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There were even cartoons in the 80s and 90s that made this joke. I vaguely recall a Bugs Bunny cartoon or something similar where the characters were at an auction, and one went to hit another and the auctioneer interpreted it as a bid, and they spent the rest of the show trying to get other people to accidentally place bids, too, to outbid them so they wouldn’t have to pay for it.
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Apr 10, 2026
I don’t know… I know quite a few folks whom I’m sure would be into that.
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Apr 08, 2026
Legend has it he's still flying to this day. The Artemis II mission is secretly tasked with searching for him.
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Apr 08, 2026
Meanwhile, in the game’s folder:
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Apr 06, 2026
I feel that the most important thing is to speak out against the people who oppose minorities’ rights. You don’t need to speak for minorities to oppose those who oppress them.
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Apr 05, 2026
I don't recall Donatello's staff having a spinning blade in the middle of it, though!
(Alternately, maybe they originally had 5 fingers, and after losing two each they collectively decided to remove the pizza cutter blades from their weapons.)
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Apr 05, 2026
I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable using that unless it had a small finger guard added on either side of the blade. Even with the wrapped rope for grip, it'd only take one slip to cut your fingers pretty good.
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Apr 05, 2026
I would unironically buy and use the sai one. That looks like a fairly functional design.
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Apr 04, 2026
I’d be really interested to see this broken down into carbon output by corporations vs individuals, and by the top 1% in wealth vs. everyone else - I bet it would be quite telling.
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Apr 03, 2026
Or it’s the Internet and is lying
Who would do that?! Who would lie on the internet?!
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Mar 30, 2026
Give it a lick…
Actually, maybe don’t do that. Definitely do not.
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Mar 27, 2026
Wow. I can't even really conceptualize what that would taste like, nor do I want to find out.
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Mar 27, 2026
Here I started typing up a comment asking what 'Taco noodles' were, then I looked more closely. What the fuck, I've never seen taco-flavored ramen before.
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Mar 13, 2026
how the fuck was I supposed to search for it?
Whatever you do, DON’T.
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Mar 08, 2026
Already has, but loading screens are too quick now to make it worth actually doing.
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Mar 02, 2026
I remember downloading games from sketchy Warez sites on the school computers because they had a T1 line and I had dialup. They’d come in Floppy-sized segments; I’d go home each day with a stack of 10-15 floppies, copy the segment to my drive, delete it from the disk, and go back the next day to collect more. It would take weeks to get a whole game, and that’s only if the warez site didn’t disappear before I finished collecting parts. Then there was the butt clencher moment when I’d try to unpack the whole thing and see if it actually worked or not which, most of the time, it did not.
Those were the days.
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Feb 23, 2026
This, really, is what gets me about billionaires. Literally any of them could have just faded into obscurity years ago, lived a life of abject luxury and never had a single worry. Or, they could have spent like 10% of their wealth on improving things for society as a whole, and everyone would have loved them for it. But no - they all had to just focus on hoarding more and more and making things worse and worse for everyone else. It’s fucking baffling to me.
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Feb 16, 2026
I learned about it from a story I heard of someone who traveled from the US to Thailand, saw it on the menu at a restaurant and ordered it, expecting it to be the sort of fried rice you'd get in the US at an Asian restaurant. They were unpleasantly surprised.
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Feb 16, 2026
Notably, Americans are not the only culture that does this.
There’s a Thai dish called ‘American Fried Rice‘ for instance.
American fried rice is a Thai fried rice dish with “American” side ingredients like fried chicken, ham, sausages, raisins, and ketchup.[1] Other ingredients like pineapples and croutons are optional.
At least in any part of America I’ve been to, this is certainly not something you can get here.
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Jan 12, 2026
Maybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?
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Jan 09, 2026
This one weird trick Death doesn’t want you to know about!
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Dec 17, 2025
If what Jesus did or did not say is different depending on what religion you subscribe to, you’d think we could then make the logical conclusion that some portion of what we ascribe to Jesus was not actually what he said, and vice versa…
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Dec 15, 2025
Please do not the gators. :(
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Dec 06, 2025
Some people definitely do want to, and in fact do.
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Dec 06, 2025
The NFL just needs to invent a peace prize and present it to Trump, then he’ll immediately change his tune and start insisting that FIFA changes their terminology to Soccer.
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Dec 05, 2025
Coincidentally, I have two earlobes that I’m not using for anything - how much are you offering?
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