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Jorge Stolfi

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Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil.

Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc.

Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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Joined December 16, 2022
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Oct 24, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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#PreshitdentTrump

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Oct 24, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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@0x00string@infosec.exchange But making fascism illegal means putting fascists in jail...

Crime does not exist on its own. Criminals do. You can't fight crime while letting all criminals go unpunished.

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Nullstring 🏴‍☠️ (@0x00string@infosec.exchange) - Infosec Exchange

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Oct 24, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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@glitzersachen@hachyderm.io

But how can you change the system before removing those obstacles?

If it was not for the Electoral College, Trump would have lost the 2016 election.

The States go together with Disctrict-based voting, a system that could let a party with only (say) 30% of the electorate secure 90% of the seats in Congress. And can make a minority of 30% end up with 0% representation. And practially prevents the existence of more than two parties.

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Oct 24, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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And then all executive orders, nominations, promotions, treaties, pardons etc issued in those (non-)administrations, all laws passed by GOP, and all sentences passed by un-nominated judges since 2016 would be retroactively declared null and void.
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Oct 24, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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The only way I can see for the US to get back to a functioning state is for the GOP and its supporting societies and individuals to be recognized as a criminal organization, like the Mafia in the 1930s -- devoted to the government of criminals, by criminals, for the criminals.

As a consequence, all elections won by GOP candidates since 2016 would be nullified for having been won by criminals. In particular, it would be established that there was no 45th President, nor a 47th.

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Oct 24, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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The US is doomed unless people can get rid of its three biggest calamities: States, guns, and billionaires.

So the US is doomed.

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Oct 23, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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Secretary of War Drobe Peter Hogshot

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Oct 23, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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#PreshitdentTrump

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Jun 07, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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🧵‍> I have been waiting for two days, and asked several times whether it was ready, but always got the same response. I suspect that the name "Elon Musk" triggered some taboo filter, and his "too busy" is just an excuse. Perhaps someone can try with some other AI image generator? Humanity as a whole would much appreciate it.
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Jun 07, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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Replying to @JorgeStolfi@mas.to
🧵‍> ChatGPT refused to put actual photos of Elon and Donald, for "policy reason". But he himself suggested to use instead a caricature of a "tech mogul — exaggerated features (e.g., sharp cheekbones, electric sparks, space helmet)", and a caricature of "real estate tycoon — big hair, red tie wrapped around the neck like a weapon.". I said fine, but then he told me that he was too busy and it would take a while, and he would let me know when it was ready. 🧵‍>
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Jun 07, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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🧵‍> At right, the head of Donald Trump in profile, facing left, grimacing, with bared fangs, drooling. At bottom left, three short lines: first line "Elon" in medium-size font, second line "Kill Bill" with quotes in smaller font, and third line "Musk" again in medium-size font. At bottom right, also a text in three lines: first line "Donald" in medium size font, second line "Home Alone" with quotes in smaller font, and third line "Trump" again in medium-size font. All on a dark blue bground." 🧵‍>
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Jun 07, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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I normally don't use ChatGPT, but I asked him to generate a poster for the "Alien v Predator II" movie I posted about recently. Here is the prompt:

"Dear CharGPT, could you please create a fake movie poster for me?
At the top, the movie title "Alien v. Predator"
In the middle, at left the head of Elon Musk in profile, facing right, grimacing, with bared fangs, drooling. 🧵‍>

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Jun 05, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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Premiered in Washington DC yesterday: "Alien vs. Predator II".

Featuring Elon "Kill Bill" Musk and Donald "Home Alone" Trump in the leading roles. A Putin&Qatar Productions release.

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · May 28, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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Testing my new LLM, "#CrokAI":

Q. Explain why the 9th full test of the Starship was a resounding success.

A. Before we can get to Mars, we must perfect the needed technology by colonizing a target that is closer to us. While some think that the Moon could serve this purpose, the Earth is a much more convenient (if challenging) target. In test #9, Starshit, sorry, Starship managed to travel all the way to Earth and enter Earth's atmosphere. So this was a major milestone in the Road to Mars!

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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Jan 31, 2025
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party
@maxleibman@beige.party Elon Musk just invested $1.5 billion and 50'000 bitcoins in XboxXXX, a startup that will build a Gigabasement in El Pirado, TX where a million Optimus robots will play Path of Exile 2 24/7 using Microsoft Xboxes, all under the "@elonmusk" username.
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Apr 11, 2023
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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Replying to @lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
@lauren @mmasnick "So sorry, my karma ran over your dogma." -- ancient ASCII meme wisdom.
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Jan 02, 2023
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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Replying to @FranckLeroy@mastodon.online
@FranckLeroy@mastodon.online Stealing Luke's private key was the first task that the soul of Pope Benedict set to do after taking up his post in the hierarchy of Hell. As a personal revenge for Luke's strident denial of his legitimacy.
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Jorge Stolfi @JorgeStolfi@mas.to · Dec 30, 2022
Jorge Stolfi
@JorgeStolfi@mas.to

Computer Science professor, State University of Campinas (UNICAMP), Brazil. Generally leftist (which means socialist outside the US), dreaming of democracy, justice, equality, disarmament, respect for science and human life, green energy, etc. Posts in Portuguese are about topics of mostly Brazilian interest.

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Replying to @Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
@Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social Reminds me of the Steven Wright virus, that replaces all your files by exact duplicates.
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