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Jo Miran
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Infosec professional for almost 30 years here. I can confirm that the latest iterations of AI models are finding high quality bugs and vulnerabilities in the code we work with. If Daniel has access to Mythos, I suspect his experience would be even more shocking.
The problem I have is that the AI tools can find bugs faster than they can be patched, which is eventually going to prompt companies to use AI to patch bugs found by AI. Before long, no living being will be able to make heads or tails out of the code we run. Just my 2¢.
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Jo Miran
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Fap Foop is strangely appropriate.
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Jo Miran
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Phyllis sounds like a great hang.
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Jo Miran
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The multimillionaires aren't invited to those meets. In 2026, if you are a multimillionaire, you are considered an underclass. That's a ten-digit+ club they're talking about.
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I just finished my morning conference call and y'all already trynna horn me up?
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Apr 07, 2026
Heavy computer usage had me looking at my phone like that by my late thirties.
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Apr 03, 2026
65k YouTube subs and they paid hundreds of millions?!?
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Hey all. I’m the original creator of this graphic. Just wanted to note that the skull and bones I used is from an actual pirate flag from the 19th century. Just a fun fact.
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I believe it is common in some South American countries. Uruguay is one IIRC.
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Mar 23, 2026
A Large Language Model.
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Explain to me how this doesn’t encourage a United bombing run on both Israel and the states.
Nukes. The US has a lot of fucking nukes. We’ve used them before, when a sane government was in control. If anyone bombs the US it will literally be the end of civilization.
That’s not hyperbole. This orange fuck will absolutely let the nukes rip.
Israel also has a lot of nukes.
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Mar 04, 2026
The analysis I read (I need to dig up link but I think it was BBC) pointing to the link between the school and the base did note the report but also noted that it took them very little time to find out that it was a school and thatit had been for some time. Basically pointing to the excuse being VERY flimsy.
Personal Opinion: We will never know if this was a miatake or purposeful, but given Israel’s deep involvement in the planning of this attack, and their recent choice of engagement (ie genocide), I am not very willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.
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Mar 04, 2026
Not a whoops. The girls school was specifically targeted by Israel as it is adjacent to a naval base and attended in great part by the children of naval officers.
The US military knows that targeting civilians, especially children, is not only bad optics, it also makes their jobs exponentially more difficult as they always depend on local support. The IDF’s strategy is to inflict maximum pain in order to break the enemy. This is especially attractive when you cam make others (the US) do the killing for you and take the blame.
Normally, US intelligence selects and monitors the targets, but this shitshow of an administration has let a foreign entity (Israel) drive.
Regardless. The killing of those girls was not a whoops.
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Mar 03, 2026
Tag team? Yes. Wrestling? Not exactly. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Jo Miran
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That tweet aged like scrambled eggs.
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How a single hack infected the world’s most important operating system.
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Jo Miran
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I’ve been using Linux since Red Hat Halloween. I don’t think I’ve ever customized a GUI much beyond its standard settings. My CLI though…
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Jo Miran
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I shared my other post with my Puerto Rican cousin and he replied with a photo of his lunch.
“Lechón frito, arroz con gandules, plátanos maduros”…and a salad.
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Jo Miran
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I'm assuming the original was "_so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet_".
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Jo Miran
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No. I paid money to be able to see crisp, high definition images of my waifu.
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Dec 17, 2025
Smooth and supple like rich Corinthian leather.
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Dec 17, 2025
Exorcise them with kindness.
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Dec 14, 2025
Jesus McChristnaughey
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Dec 14, 2025
But the Holy Ghost is also God, who is Jesus, but is neither and all three.
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Dec 14, 2025
My oldest credit line is exactly 20 years old. I genuinely don’t know why it isn’t higher, but it doesn’t affect me in any way, so I don’t care
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Dec 14, 2025
This is the answer. I have no debt and pay my credit card off in full every month, automatically. Because of this, my credit score is mediocre. Economic slavery is always the goal.
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Dec 13, 2025
I don’t see a problem. All I see is a week’s supply of mushrooms.
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Dec 13, 2025
Interesting comment on a meme featuring zero political figures.
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Dec 11, 2025
Overshare you say? I’d never do such a thing.
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Dec 10, 2025
When you take the term “if looks could kill” a bit literally.
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Dec 10, 2025
I did my part by switching it up and sharing a Korn music video.
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Dec 10, 2025
Huitlacoche is delicious. A nice “tostada de hongos y huitlacoche” (mushrooms and huitlacoche) is so good.
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Dec 09, 2025
SUCCESS!!!
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Jo Miran
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Dec 09, 2025
I normally reply with a tux penguin but, is it really a Windows problem if the it’s the apps that aren’t optimized for shit?
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Dec 08, 2025
No slit? Bread penis it is.
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Dec 08, 2025
Thanks. Had some serious health issues and decided that I needed to get fit or end up a wreck by the time I’m sixty.
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Dec 07, 2025
Found the duck. Still a sex addict
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