JennaR8r

Technically the truth

Wait, really? I might actually qualify ♥️ BRB, filling out an application to be in an elitist discriminatory sex cult 😄

Just use your one free call for 911.

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Aw you know the CIA’s silicone skin suits are a lot more realistic than that!

I think they meant what they said. They could view it all on a computer screen but if they were to print it out it would probably be thousands of pages worth of data on each person.

HA?

Maybe it's finally time we start kink-shaming some people.

How did you get it back after they stole it?

Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I'm dead inside.

Yesterday at work (where plenty of our employees are definitely not paid enough to live) I noticed a worker designated to go around checking & replacing & updating all the fire extinguishers 😬

I was a pretty intelligent kid with all my wits, and that accident happened in the 2nd grade, and I remember in the 4th grade being a wiz at geography lessons, same year my teachers chose me to be the “class president” and in 5th grade was invited to special early morning classes for gifted writers at the high school campus, so I guess my brain remained intact after the 2nd grade concussion. I also remember in 4th grade writing about my “concution” and my teacher talked with me for a minute about it, she was concerned & interested, and told me the correct way to spell “concussion.” 😄 I’m 50 now & still remember so much, so I guess my brain’s alright.

>getting prediction of the future Does molten lead in water magically spell out "you're gonna get cancer" ?

>had a teacher in college Did he experience the head injury as a child? Or was he riding a bike without a helmet while he was a teacher in college?

When I was 7 years old in 1982 I fell off my bike and got a concussion. I was unconscious for a whole day. Not every child survived injuries sustained during those decades. I'm lucky I did.

But that woman in the photo looks like she loves her job & loves the tech industry, she will show up gladly every day and do whatever it is she does to earn that 70 million per year. In fact she would probably show up gladly every day and do her work regardless of how much they pay her, which makes me wonder why they’re even paying her at all, we don’t get paid to do things we’re good at & enjoy!

(Wow your time stamps work. The last few years every time stamp I’ve written exactly like that, correctly, simply hasn’t been working. Just links to the beginning of the video. I really need to figure out what’s going wrong.)

pain. Yes, work is pain.

Ejaculatory fluid. She declares that it’s not trash. She likes it. It’s fire.

undermindes reminds me of Lourdes. Both have extra letters that don't need to be there.

Penis cannot stay erect in this environment. Please send help.

Isn’t it perfectly normal to wear a tattered blue napkin as a skirt, as long as you’re wearing thigh-high socks?

Damn, we’ve got his name, his crime, and current location, and reporting him to the law will do nothing??

I've heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells to hasten his demise.

How creative & fun but unless the driver of the car has a heart condition and/or the prank interferes with the flow of traffic & creates a kerfuffle of some sort.

She should really reconsider her pricing structure. Pouring concrete is $100/hr.

And oddly enough in order to prevent breaking the jars, the employee had to carefully position each jar haphazardly like that.

This former Kroger employee explained that Kroger does indeed have a tendency to display their sale items like this.

And this comment .

I'm reading through all the comments and you seem to be the only one who has acknowledged what this post is actually about. Everyone else is complaining about the price of pasta sauce.

Ok but then it turns out that TOMATOES are part of the nightshade family (along with EGGPLANT and those are the only two I know off the top of my head) which have been shown to contribute to depression & other ailments.

If you've been comfortably wearing skirts & dresses for 10 years, wouldn't you rrealize that skirts & dresses are perfectly acceptable attire in a bank? And if you're a man who's comfortably been wearing skirts & dresses for 10 years, how is this upcoming bank interview suddenly an obstacle? Is this your first job interview in 10 years? Here are some business-appropriate kilts: https://21stcenturykilts.com/kilts