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Jennifer 🍄
@JenYetAgain@beige.party
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I'm here for a long time, not a good time.
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it's the weekend, babye
my cat is so good at her job. eating. meowing. purring. playing with toys. she does it all.
chopping wood at my secluded cabin when a fancy car pulls up and a bunch of government types hop out. "we need you urgently, someone is wrong on the internet."
i wipe the honest sweat from my brow. "you know i don't do that any more."
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@Euan@speedlines.stctp.zone
if it's her birthday and it's my birthday and i shoot my shot am i giving a birthday gift to her or myself?
much to think about.
i like to joke that paul hollywood is a monster because how could anyone associated with gbbo be a monster, but today someone replied to that with a picture of him in a nazi uniform at a party.
do all english people do this have these skeletons in their closet??
there have been some questions about my tattoo and what it signifies, and what that means for my campaign.
to be clear: it is a product of its time and of peer pressure. i am not the same person i was when i got a full back tattoo of christopher walken's face from the vhs box art of the prophecy.
in the birthplace of rock 'n roll (akron, ohio)
if i have pissed farther than others it is because i stood on the shoulders of giants (they're really mad at me now)
if you think about it ranma½ is a chick tract in its own way
bluesky's new (temp) ceo is a venture capitalist.
get ready for an early september when bird site 2 goes the way of toys r us.
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@JenYetAgain@beige.party
uodate: the duck has multiple memorial pages. what a beloved duck.
i posted a funny picture of a duck on bluesky only to learn the duck is both famous and dead.
i feel so out of the loop on celebrity bird deaths.
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@drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social
@drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social i didn't expect it to be so much more popular over here than there, but i'm glad people like it.
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
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@noah@wetdry.world
@noah@wetdry.world It's fine, nature has her own notification system for Earthquakes.