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Medically retired software engineer.
Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff
Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
Of course my car isn’t voice activated.
It goes without saying.
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
Fitting a woolly elephant into a hearse would be a mammoth undertaking.
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
I failed my Wizards exam because of my bad spelling.
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
I'm throwing a whitesnake theme party but no-one RSVP'd, so here I go again on my own....
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
DONOR Cards are a rip off!!! You can’t get a discount on a kebab anywhere with one.
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
Cannot believe my joke about Apple Mac was deleted.
Seems it’s not PC
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
Strike a chord with everyone you meet by always carrying a guitar with you.
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
@cpm@spore.social Streetweed is much cheaper than "Medical" Cannabis.
and every bit as effective,
I use a Storez and Bickel vaporiser for mine, when the chronic pain gets too much.
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
BREAKING NEWS! A man has created reverse origami.
More on this story as it unfolds.
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
I've just bought a copy of Kleptomaniacs Weekly.
Well, I say bought...
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
The Institute of Incomplete Studies have announced that 7 out of 10 people
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
Any recommendations on music to listen to while fishing
Preferably something catchy..
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore.
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
A SLUG makes for an effective bouncer at a worm disco.
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
@MadeyeTheCarnaptious@mastodon.scot Aberdeen is the oil capital of Europe, but nearly 100 miles to the nearest motorway !
If you're not in the central belt you're no getting £$%$
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
Covering bread with Factor 50 suncream before popping it into the toaster will prevent your toast from burning.
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
If I'm reading their lips correctly...My
neighbors are arguing about some creepy
guy next door
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
A ladder turned up-side down can be used for climbing down off things.
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
I found $20 in the parking lot and I thought to myself, what would Jesus do?
So I turned it into wine.
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
Medically retired software engineer. Dad jokes, electronics, socialisim, and other stuff Scottish Colonist. All this time and I though we were in a union, Colonies are usually warmer than this though..
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