Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
Why is it always hot in the corner of a room? Because a corner is 90 degrees.
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place...
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.
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To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together.
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Great words of wisdom just waiting to be shared with the world. #humor #wisdom
Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
