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onehundredninetysix
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Mar 09, 2026
Americans wondering how we got this message from the future.
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Mar 08, 2026
Oh butt tit ‘tis so
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Mar 08, 2026
The all powerful and knowing, Taint.
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whitepeopletwitter
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Mar 07, 2026
Can confirm:
I’ve seen that NSFW version and the answer is many luscious teats and a hog the size of a wild ferret with rigor mortis.
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Mar 07, 2026
If we set it on fire we can resolve at least three issues;
- The dark.
- Clearing the street.
- Needing more cones.
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Mar 07, 2026
This is good for forklift drivers. Coughing is bad for their work.
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Mar 05, 2026
So for you it was called, “This guy doesn’t love Raymond”?
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Mar 05, 2026
Wasn’t he on Everyone Might’ve Loved Raymond?
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Mar 04, 2026
When you’re given the layup, you take it.
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Mar 04, 2026
Username is kinda on the money.
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Mar 03, 2026
Gold coins slide off a duck’s back or something like that.
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Mar 03, 2026
I also think that it’s about getting attention, adjacent to what you’re saying, even it’s shitty. They’re definitely not invisible in that space.
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Mar 03, 2026
Those treats better have some fiber
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Mar 01, 2026
This guys needs to go to the otolarhorsologist
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Feb 27, 2026
Even when responding to a douche?
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Feb 27, 2026
I think it’s “Douché” in this case.
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Feb 12, 2026
I listen to podcasts through Apple but I’m sure you can find this episode somewhere else too.
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Feb 11, 2026
Keeping a fridge outside in the winter is brilliant. Saving on electricity is good for the environment.
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Dec 21, 2025
This meme is corny.
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Dec 17, 2025
The fact that the tiddie expert wears a white wig like a British judge but it’s shaped like a 70s Afro makes him look prestigious yet approachable.
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Dec 16, 2025
D Madness has entered the chat.
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Dec 16, 2025
How about if I replace a laugh for a “fuck outta he-ah”, look away to the side, look back with a smirk, cross my arms and tilt my head to the side and wrap it up with a “you mothah fucka you!”?
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Dec 16, 2025
That’s actually snot his name. It’s Booger. Snot is his nickname.
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Dec 14, 2025
Is Michelangelo wearing a Rolex?
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Dec 14, 2025
Username checks out.
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Dec 12, 2025
Nice try Ai Spy boy.
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Dec 11, 2025
I’ll need to calibrate with some additional samples of titties before I can respond.
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Dec 11, 2025
I can answer that but we’ll need to confirm your identify with a pic of your titties. /s
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Dec 10, 2025
Two corn dogs in shower.
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Dec 10, 2025
Being in the moment is wonderful. Especially when it comes with a succulent, warm, moist, long and salty corn.
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Dec 09, 2025
The USB port should’ve given away that it wasn’t an ice cream sandwich.
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Dec 08, 2025
70 is when you each have half thumb in each others ass.
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Dec 08, 2025
Not if Peckerhead Pete has anything to say about it.
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Dec 07, 2025
His name is Johnson.
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Dec 06, 2025
LUAP. That’s the sound the FIFA tongue makes passing over Trump churro cutter.
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Dec 06, 2025
Are you the giver or receiver on this position?
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Dec 03, 2025
Los Jaivas
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