So rather than mess about turning the van on to move it 30m, I decided just to push it. It wasn't difficult, but was something of a reminder of how little it actually weighs! If it didn't have the power of a mobility scooter with a flat battery, it would probably be quite sporty!
If you know the duck, you know who it is! She/Her. Engineer, Quaker, Welsh at heart, Bi and utterly stupid. Don't worry though, I'm @rowens 's problem!