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Having been part of both MMF and FFM threesomes, this is very achievable. IMO, guys not being friends is a selling point for being down for a MMF and/or a DP, and horny guys are very easy to manipulate. (source: am lifelong horny guy) My suggestion is, first off, ensure that at least one of them has a place with a queen-sized bed within a reasonable taxi ride from a bar or club you're comfortable with. Give them both the same line- you're meeting a friend at a bar/club and you want them to join ;) Make them each feel like the wanted, special one. Bring enough cash to pay for a whole night out to ease friction. They can meet and talk, but don't let them talk much, and get them mobile and unable to bro out or fight. Dance, drink - talk to them as little as possible. Give subtle to start, then less subtle, physical cues - touch them on the arm, then the chest, then the leg or ass. Bounce back and forth and *maintain control of the situation* - you kiss first. Kiss the less aggressive one while touching the more aggressive one and pulling the more aggressive one to touch your body as you kiss the other one. Then swap, but give the more emotional contact like kissing for the more sensitive one, and let the less emotional one touch your body more in a sort of 2 to 1 ratio. Then you run and they follow. Tell them both to come with you - the less aggressive one may take grabbing by the hand. Get a taxi fast, sit in the middle so they don't cross horny streams, and keep bouncing back and forth, alternating who gets contact from your face and hands - kiss one while teasing the other's business. By the time you get them into the same place, 1) they will have zero comprehension of anything other than what their dicks want, but 2) you're in control and can make a pretty wide-reaching set of demands. You are the center of attention and decision-making. Good luck!

Are you sure? It looks like this is going “Hey, I can’t get the front door open to the house, so I called the cops and told them I was being held hostage so they would break down the door with a battering ram.” How long is it before CoPilot can’t exit vim and just deletes vim as the solution?

Sure thing - I'm always curious what happened to people in stuff like this. Are they still alive and mortified about this? Are their grandkids into it? Don't know until you look.

Thanks for reading it!

Is that why this stainless steel French press needs wifi to work?

Let’s all have a moment of silence for Phyllis. Gone too soon, she got messed up by a horse and the cops, and was probably just trying to have a good time with the Devil’s lettuce. At peace, she rests in the shade of a mighty tree that’s probably just a touch more Phyllis than we would like to think about.

Send the message "oh, so I guess he wasn't cheating on me at the same time."

Giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as you and me, the bones are just much longer. An actual giraffe centaur with human torso from the animal's chest up would just be a long-legged spotty horse centaur.

Does “it broke containment” mean it didn’t have permissions to anything and still managed to delete all the file sit could find?

100% yes.

Shit^ception^

It’s not horny most of the time. @empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com why not make a specific NSFW funny comm?

Cormorcan’t? I think you mean CORNmorant.

I am worried that by allowing random users to surf using my network to prevent surveillance, someone will use my address to do malicious things, and I will get into legal consequences. Yeah. That’s not a hidden risk, that’s an up-front risk you accept by using the extension. You may want to not let it keep running while the browser is closed, which would reduce how long the connection lets others use your IP. All extensions make a fingerprint more identifiable. This is usually only used with Tor if a Tor connection is blocked, so if you’re just using this on Chrome or stock FF, yes, it will be very unique. You’re having valid thoughts - but what are you trying to do? Why not just use a VPN?

You should check your browser fingerprint first. Anything privacy-focused likely already reports your timezone as UTC. I believe that Mullvad, LibreWolf, and Brave all do that. And it’s not unnecessary at all. In fact, I’ve had to set my time zone to other countries where my VPN is set in order to use some sites, and set streaming device time zones to the US to not get dinged as using a VPN. This isn’t unreasonable at all.

Yeah, exactly. They don’t make it hard to not tie personal data to them if you want, you just have to actually DO the thing to take advantage of it. These people seemed to think it was magic, which seems to be how a lot of people think Proton or Tuta works.

Really, this headline should be “Organization so poorly organized that they messed up having high-security email.”

Worth it

Yes, but “civilizationist” is a form of tribalism, isn’t it? It’s about ethnically similar people promoting or only tolerating their narrow definition of culture. Sure, once you add the cultural history of slavery and Jim Crow, then you get historical context they lean on to say “see? it worked, didn’t it?!” My racist family member would fall into this category, and while he thinks he knows what “Western Civilization” means, it’s his delusional imagined version. Honest question, is this a subjective dividing line between us that is opinion? Or is there research or something that defines the two in a way where it’s a clear differentiation? If there is, I’m happy to be educated on the nuance and not keep being wrong.

Not necessarily. It’s not about the boom factor alone - hydrogen is a small atom, and so under pressure, most commonly used materials are permeable to it. It leaks through every material. It really takes something as solid as steel pipes for hydrogen atoms to not work their way through and escape. So while hydrogen would be cheaper to produce at scale, it’s also constantly leaking out of any container. For wind turbines, static electricity and storms would be huge risks as well, so the application of a floating wind turbine would not be ideal.

It can be in pockets, and the problem is when they get organized, they get emboldened enough to make their thoughts known. Especially in rural areas, people will have latent racists tendencies and go their whole lives without acting on it or mentioning it other than with other racist assholes. Then one day you find out Uncle Ricky has stored every racist idea ever put online in his head as “facts,” and is 100% in agreement with it all. But he would likely never go the extra step and join a KKK rally or get a swastika tattoo unless a small group of peers really pushed him to do that. White supremacist ideology doesn’t require you to have joined your local KKK chapter or biker gang unless you’re already predisposed to being an active asshole in life already, and that’s the specific way you decide to spend your time. Some people simply do crossfit. A lot of it is simply tribalism in action, prodded along by fear and polarizing stuff online, and a lack of exposure to external ideas during formative years.

For everyone trying to figure out how this would be enforced, it’s not about being proactively enforced. (and data collection is 99% of it) It’s about adding a double-tap “Well, these people also violated our age verification law, so they have to pay a fine,” added to any incident where it’s convenient to add this in. If a minor sends another minor a snap that would trigger CP laws, and one of the phones isn’t age verified correctly, fine to the parents and hands up in the air “We tried!” A minor is involved in torrenting movies? “Look, kids using illegal OS! Fine to the parents!” This is how laws work across a lot of corrupt developing countries. There’s laws for everything, but they only get applied selectively as authorities find they fit the situation. It’s hard to actually be 100% above board and do everything legally because of a few little things meant to be impossible to actually do bureaucratically. So in every situation, any set of authorities start in with the endemic leverage of “Well, we have suspicion of you selling ketamine out of your apartment. Did you do age verification on your laptop? No? Then we can seize that as a crime and see what’s on there. OR you can give up your supplier.”

I’m sorry your free messaging app isn’t perfect. /s And I always assumed that nicknames was just as much to prevent screenshots from becoming a liability.

priced at around half a year’s salary

So the current price of a MacBook adjusted for inflation?

“The drives! They’re making the CDs gay!”

Not kink-shaming, but I think this transcends anything short of genuine torture.

Imagine being the level of asshole that would spend the time to do this. I’m not surprised, just….disappointed.

100% for real. I simply can’t do freelancing Excel work with LibreOffice because I know the 1:1 compatibility falls apart quickly. Basic formulas are about as far as I can trust it.

Of all people, Gallagher made the point in the 80s. I think George Carlin also did a set about English words once.

It’s like Google, Facebook, and Microsoft don’t exist. Let’s say it together, kids: “If the service is free, then you’re the…?”

Sorry, what part of “Let the Broligarchy do anything it wants!” didn’t y’all understand? /s

It’s really telling how over the last few months, the overlap of “Oh, WTF is this?” between Privacy and Technology communities have aligned more and more.

First, you gotta get ready for grub but being hungry for the kernel. Then, you grab the butter and slather it on your keyboard.

I really wish this just said “Did you know corndogs?” Yeah! I do! :)

To quote someone from HN: There is nothing special about the Troubled Engineer’s setup. It’s mostly a matter of using open platforms. With Firefox on the desktop and Fennec on Android (Graphene), you get full uBlock Origin support and therefore never see any ads anywhere, even on Youtube. On Android, there is also NewPipe that offers “free Youtube Premium” (play in the background and download). It’s really just uBlock Origin, a DNS blocker, and a few other small tweaks for YT. I use NewPipe on Android and Invidious instances. At this point I only see ads when setting up a VM and open the browser for the first time and forget I need to install uBO.

Ages ago - they tried to make it all these flairs and sparkles and whatever. Maybe it’s back lately?

The day they got rid of reddit gold and started cash grabbing hard was the day the writing was on the wall.

I expect this was in the terms of service, though While I expect the same, there’s also just a reasonablility standard. If Meta and Google updated their TOS to say that users agreed to become human chattle slaves to mine cobalt and forfeit their rights, no court (…right, SCOTUS?..right?) would uphold that. A TOS is a contract, but it’s mostly for the protection of companies from liability. Takign active steps to brick someone’s device over the device not connecting to it’s C2 server (the company had zero evidence this was done intentionally and a router firewall misconfiguration could just have easily done the same thing), is IMO something that should result in a lawsuit.

How should I feel when reddit starts deleting and shadowbanning my alt accounts?

IMO “Smart” refers to the lawyers that got paid to write a 900-page TOS that lets a company do whatever they want.

The fact that this isn’t considered outright fraud is disturbing. This person OWNS the device, yes? They’re not leasing it. FFS, this should be illegal.

I feel like reddit is accidentally trying to speedrun dead internet theory. I stopped using it when their quality contributor score shadowbanned me because I don’t post enough in the right subs. My partner stopped using it for the same reason - account used every couple days for comments also shadowbanned out of no where. Starting a new account means grinding for a month or two in subs that force you to spam each other with up votes before you can ever do anything other than post and ask the mods to approve your post manually.