GreenKnight23

my favorite popsicle flavor is DICK!

go fuck yourself

I’ll have to for the next week…

Pleasure Killer

fair enough. ambiguous enough it could go either way. I’m satisfied (unlike the women I have dated).

I used to make bombs with friends and blow craters the size of Nissan’s in fields with friends. I used to get so fuckin wasted I don’t remember multiple days. we made enough thermite once to melt through half a Hyundai.

speaking of fire, we had a bonfire so large that two, TWO, fire departments showed up unannounced from 10 miles away because they thought a house was burning. they saw the glow and because it was so bright, the smoke at 10 at night. the bonfire was built up of six full length uncut trees placed in a teepee in the middle of a field. the heat was so intense that it felt comfortable 100 ft away. it was like a signal fire and multiple parties converged at the field from multiple towns. had to be like 100 people there (including the fire department). it was immortalized as “the bonfire” in local lore and is still referenced 30 years later. the flames burned for weeks.

even through all that, I still get anxious before a call.