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Michael Gartenberg

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Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma.

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Michael Gartenberg @Gartenberg@mastodon.social · Feb 05, 2024
Michael Gartenberg
@Gartenberg@mastodon.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma. @Gartenberg on that other platform

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@r_df_ng@mastodon.social isn't aged milk yogurt? Which is actually quite good. Making informed predictions is what I do, although the more specific the prediction, the greater likelihood it's wrong. I'd give this a 70/30 chance of being correct.

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Michael Gartenberg @Gartenberg@mastodon.social · Feb 05, 2024
Michael Gartenberg
@Gartenberg@mastodon.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma. @Gartenberg on that other platform

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So, expect some thoughts over the next few days. Not s review unit from Apple and PR was not involved in any way. For reference, here are my thoughts after the launch of AVP and all the reasons I'm skeptical, if not of the long term concept, but of this device and what it offers.

https://www.businessinsider.com/no-good-reason-to-buy-apple-ar-rvision-pro-2023-6?s=09

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Michael Gartenberg @Gartenberg@mastodon.social · Feb 05, 2024
Michael Gartenberg
@Gartenberg@mastodon.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma. @Gartenberg on that other platform

mastodon.social

Apple Store was busy as usual but there was no wait for a demo (which I highly recommend, if nothing else, it's a free peek at what everyone's chattering about). There was plenty of stock available, lots of people interested salesperson told me, not many wanting to invest the full half hour, few purchases (although I suspect those who wanted did the pre-order).

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Michael Gartenberg @Gartenberg@mastodon.social · Feb 05, 2024
Michael Gartenberg
@Gartenberg@mastodon.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma. @Gartenberg on that other platform

mastodon.social

After going through my closets and drawers, I found enough old Apple gear to trade in that brought the cost of a Vision Pro to just under $1k (yes, I had an awful lot of stuff laying around*). At that price, it's time to give it a go (or worst case, return it for a nice shiny new Mac). Any questions for a skeptic turned owner? Time to go down the rabbit hole.

*I also have a 20" G4 "Luxo" Mac brand new, sealed in box and a G4 Cube that weren't eligible for trade in.

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Michael Gartenberg @Gartenberg@mastodon.social · Feb 05, 2024
Michael Gartenberg
@Gartenberg@mastodon.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma. @Gartenberg on that other platform

mastodon.social

@Silbert@historians.social probably not. It's not working as Apple expected, it's a way of cutting cost and making the feature go away

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Michael Gartenberg @Gartenberg@mastodon.social · Feb 04, 2024
Michael Gartenberg
@Gartenberg@mastodon.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma. @Gartenberg on that other platform

mastodon.social

Don't look for a big price cut on the Apple Vision Pro. More likely a 128gb model for $2,999

Look for an Apple Vision for holiday 2024. Likely no cameras on the front, no 4k, 1080p using current Sony micro LED liquid retina or some new buzzword. Plastic, polycarbonate frame. No extra straps or charger. Runs the full catalog of vison pro apps. Starting at $1,999. We can't wait to see what you do with it.

You heard it here first.

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Michael Gartenberg @Gartenberg@mastodon.social · Jan 19, 2024
Michael Gartenberg
@Gartenberg@mastodon.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma. @Gartenberg on that other platform

mastodon.social

@ianbetteridge@writing.exchange @gruber@mastodon.social @pmcg@mastodon.social @mikesax@mas.to the 128k Mac appealed to people like me who saw it as the next paradigm, bought one with every penny I could scrape up and didn’t regret it for a moment. I was someone who produced written words for school and most of my career. The cost was also amortized because others could use it like family and dorm mates. I just don’t feel the same about this. I’m still trying to justify the cost on my head and it doesn’t compute. 🤷

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Michael Gartenberg @Gartenberg@mastodon.social · Jan 19, 2024
Michael Gartenberg
@Gartenberg@mastodon.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma. @Gartenberg on that other platform

mastodon.social

@ianbetteridge@writing.exchange @gruber@mastodon.social @pmcg@mastodon.social @mikesax@mas.to a gentle reminder the 128k Macintosh was a commercial flop, put Apple close to bankruptcy and sent Jobs into the diaspora of NeXT. Scully made it commercially viable, added memory, support for HDs and added arrow keys to the keyboard. In the age of social media it might have actually killed Apple. I don’t think comparing it to the 128k Macintosh is something Apple should talk about. It also had immediate use cases

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Michael Gartenberg @Gartenberg@mastodon.social · Nov 18, 2023
Michael Gartenberg
@Gartenberg@mastodon.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma. @Gartenberg on that other platform

mastodon.social

"One thing I know from my years as a market researcher and my time working at Apple during the Jobs era, is that the vast majority of users won't pay money for flashy new tech that doesn't add something useful to their lives"

https://www.businessinsider.com/apple-iphone-mac-products-great-classic-boring-2023-11

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Michael Gartenberg @Gartenberg@mastodon.social · Oct 10, 2023
Michael Gartenberg
@Gartenberg@mastodon.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma. @Gartenberg on that other platform

mastodon.social

It’s been three days in Kiryat Gate listening to the distant thunder of rockets landing. Women, children, the infirm are being slaughtered but this time in history those who perpetrated these acts will discover Jewish blood is not free & carries a steep cost.

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Michael Gartenberg @Gartenberg@mastodon.social · Oct 08, 2023
Michael Gartenberg
@Gartenberg@mastodon.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma. @Gartenberg on that other platform

mastodon.social

@r_df_ng@mastodon.social I'm pretty sure I'm not. Ask your basic iOS user how to setup standby with no guidance and there's no chance. Unless they stumble over if by mistake.

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Michael Gartenberg @Gartenberg@mastodon.social · Mar 04, 2023
Michael Gartenberg
@Gartenberg@mastodon.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma. @Gartenberg on that other platform

mastodon.social
Replying to @flargh@mastodon.social
@flargh@mastodon.social Shoddy electrical work too. One hit and everything shorts out and explodes
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Michael Gartenberg @Gartenberg@mastodon.social · Mar 03, 2023
Michael Gartenberg
@Gartenberg@mastodon.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma. @Gartenberg on that other platform

mastodon.social

How many people must be needlessly injured or die because Starfleet refuses to install seat belts on the bridge?

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Michael Gartenberg @Gartenberg@mastodon.social · Dec 16, 2022
Michael Gartenberg
@Gartenberg@mastodon.social

Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma. @Gartenberg on that other platform

mastodon.social
Replying to @normative@mastodon.social
@normative@mastodon.social I think we have definitely crossed the Rubicon tonight. I'm not sure there's going back. I imagine many of their colleagues will depart voluntarily as Twitter becomes (more) hostile to anyone who isn't a Musk sycophant. There is also a cascading effect on Tesla.
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