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@eucommission you make euros, right? can you give me, like, 500?

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My Little Pony asks the question: what if a girl was a horse? Umamusume, on the other hand, asks the opposite question: what if a horse was a girl? Through the lens of these two franchises we can begin to develop an unified framework for the understanding of the ontology of horse and girl. In this essay, I will

anybody have a place where i could park 12 tonnes of chocolate for a while? hypothetically.

when firefox opens a tab in a spot in the tab bar that’s currently not in view, it will scroll the tab bar so that it is in view, and i think that should come with a blur effect and a whoosh sound if you have enough tabs open

Beep boop.

⚠️ Imminent time travel alert ⚠️

posting on a website

aw fuck i nearly forgot about time travel that’s coming up

ugh, they’re making an X-Files reboot instead of making XI-Files 😒

i guess stackoverflow has a new, more minimalist logo now, like it’s 2016

calling a crime tips line and being disappointed they apparently want information about crime that’s already happened, instead of giving tips for crime?

keep requesting /.well-known/traffic-advice, google. maybe one day you’ll get something there.

i should be able to order antimatter off aliexpress imo

Nevertheless, beep.

they could have called it zwap instead of zswap

using eye tracking to display notification boxes on the monitor you’re currently not looking at, and hiding them immediately when you do look

social deduction game that takes place entirely in a chatroom, with one or more players assigned the role of an an LLM chatbot, and players accusing each other of being chatbots

social deduction game that takes place entirely in a chatroom, with one or more players assigned the role of an an LLM chatbot, and players accusing each other of being chatbots

i don’t think most people on polymarket are even actually polyamorous

*nod* yes, heterosexuality. i’m aware of it. like when a puppygirl and a catgirl get together.

cisgender georg who lives in a cave & uses gender assigned at birth each day is an outlier adn should not have been counted

And on the first day God said, “Hey ChatGPT, create me a world with light and dark and land and sea and animals and stuff”. And ChatGPT created a world that looked right at first glance, but was actually kind of fucked up if you paid any attention. And God said “Good enough!”, and pushed to production.