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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · 4d ago

Dukat: What are you doing? Jadzia: Flaunting my photogenic privilege.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · 6d ago

Kira: I may have over analyzed the situation and suffered for it

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Aug 04, 2026

S5E26: that Ferengi and croupier Leeta get married. A fan favorite

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Aug 04, 2026

Benjamin: Why do you have three dogs in your apartment? Julian: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I’m going to be rich.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Aug 03, 2026

Garak: You won't find anything on the rescue capsule Brouhaha Odo Garak: Not your saber-toothed antelope. Not Keiko. Not even your happy ending.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Aug 03, 2026

Quark: (unhinged mumbling) Garak: Git it Q-man.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Aug 02, 2026

Garak: You’re so petty. Benjamin: Thank you. Garak: I said 'petty'. Not 'pretty'. Benjamin: Oh.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 31, 2026

Benjamin: My hands were chiseled by the human Gods themselves.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 31, 2026

Miles: Well you can't spell 'Gul Dukat' without 'glut'

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 30, 2026

Odo: You're really smart. Odo: It's a shame you're independently wealthy. Odo: With a little motivation you could actually accomplish something.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 29, 2026

Odo: Every morning I ask myself 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 29, 2026

Dukat: Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes Dukat: Including you. Worf: Bite me Dukat.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 28, 2026

Garak: My bikini waxer is more spiritual than you Benjamin.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 27, 2026

Garak: No good deed goes unpunished. Dukat: Garak you left Vic at the altar.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 27, 2026

Worf: What’s the meaning of life Jadzia? Jadzia: Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 26, 2026

Garak: Don't think that you are the only self-loathing asshole in the room. Jadzia: I-

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 26, 2026

Worf: Hey Jadzia. Jadzia: What? Worf: SPACE IS GAY!!! 🪐💖✨

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 26, 2026

Quark: I gotta be honest Garak. This cursed object is driving me insane.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 25, 2026

Garak: Lamentations rules!

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 25, 2026

Miles: No more rhymes now I mean it! Julian: Anybody want a peanut?

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 24, 2026

Dukat: No it's still interfering with the normal functioning of Garak's brain.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 23, 2026

Odo: I'm stuck in a place I don't belong and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. Odo: I need to figure out how to be normal.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 23, 2026

Worf: The Ensign says your language is too vulgar for this mission. Sorry.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 20, 2026

Benjamin: What's so terrible about me being a relationship where I can't possibly get hurt Benjamin: and I get a new vessel.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 19, 2026

Jadzia: I'm so lonely. Worf: Have you tried being more social? Jadzia: No. Fuck off.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 13, 2026

Odo: Date a person who forgives your past. Worf: Date a person who forgives your insurance fraud charge. Odo: Seduce a person who was your accomplice on that insurance fraud charge. Worf: Excuse me?!

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 12, 2026

Garak: I like your ominous aura and upbeat demeanor

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 10, 2026

Benjamin: All most people want is their own apartment and a spouse that loves them back. Garak: I also want a plasma cannon.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 08, 2026

Julian: You don't have to contribute anything incredible to society in order to have the right to exist.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 07, 2026

Worf: Lwaxana has a good heart. Benjamin: Yes I've noticed you staring at her 'good heart'

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 06, 2026

Ezri: I need to survive. There are graves I have to dance on that haven’t even been dug yet.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 04, 2026

Kira: Miles I'm pregnant.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 04, 2026

Worf: What’s up with Miles and Nog? Jadzia: They’re exploring an unwanted harem situation.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 04, 2026

Dukat: What happened on Halloween just happened. Dukat: Will it happen again? Probably.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 03, 2026

Ezri: The Admiral who visited you today was Boobles McStimulating. Ezri: A Trill assassin sent to kill you.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 02, 2026

Worf: I'm a certified freak 5 days a week. Quark: Only five days? Worf: Union rules.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 01, 2026

Dukat: I'm so sick of reading about how screwed up I am on this station's bathroom walls.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jul 01, 2026

S1E01: Ro Laren couldn't make it so Commander Kira joins the gang

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · Jun 28, 2026

Worf: Sometimes I don't feel worthy of being the main character in my own story. Worf: Then I look at Dukat. Dukat: Hey!

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · May 07, 2026

Julian: Stealing is an extreme form of sharing.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · May 07, 2026

Miles: Chin up. Chest out. Buttocks tight.

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · May 07, 2026

Ezri: Everything is a circle. So we’ll be right back

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Deep Space 90210 @DS90210@mastodon.social · May 03, 2026

Benjamin: I hate all this work.
Benjamin: I’m going to the mirror universe and trick my counterpart to do this for me.
Benjamin: Wait that sounds like a lot of work. Oh no.