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@CattleBaron@noauthority.social @magicalthinking@noauthority.social No local peaches this year. The cold snap wiped out the entire crop in central PA. I lucked out. I have 3 peaches on one tree.

Pack your bowl with a high-end hybrid. Garnish with dill for that extra zing. 😂😂 I’m making pickles. Every time I bring the bowl to my lips I smell dill on my hands. Interesting combo.

Apparently, if you order something from Amazon UK, Amazon US has no clue that you ordered something. What kind of horse shit is that? It’s the one goddamn account, with the same company. Holy shit. Is the economy no longer global?

@PeaceandProsperity@na.social 1776 Steakhouse and in Rehoboth Beach, DE. Nice place, great service.

20 oz, 25 day dry aged bone-in ribeye. $74. Worth every penny. I’m stuffed.

Need to mow the lawn but don’t want to. Guess I’ll take a few puffs to get the motivation up. I need goats.

@radraccoon@noauthority.social @DaddyO@noauthority.social Stick with the real stuff. If it doesn’t have the death warning, it’s no fun.

@Richard @eriner @Pete Just dip the possums in permethrin and put them to some good use.

@lord_nougat @PNS They forgot their EZ pass in the other rocket and are stuck somewhere in NJ.