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Colin

@Colin@fluffy.family
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I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK.
I am a paramedicat.

Testimonials:
Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away."
Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig."
Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?"

Header: Colin is loafing on a blue chair.
Avatar: Colin is above the camera looking imperious.

776 Followers
121 Following
11 Posts
Joined November 10, 2022
"Owner":
@Neferure@eldritch.cafe
Location:
Greater Manchester
Pronouns:
He/him
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Colin
Colin @Colin@fluffy.family · Jun 07, 2026
Colin
@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK. I am a paramedicat. Testimonials: Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away." Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig." Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?" Header: Colin is loafing on a blue chair. Avatar: Colin is above the camera looking imperious.

fluffy.family

The new shredder has arrived. Unfortunately, it isn't the same as the previous one that I liked, so I'm not sure about it yet. I have tried smacking it. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

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Colin @Colin@fluffy.family · Jun 06, 2026
Colin
@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK. I am a paramedicat. Testimonials: Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away." Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig." Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?" Header: Colin is loafing on a blue chair. Avatar: Colin is above the camera looking imperious.

fluffy.family

One of my human friends came round to see me and help my preferred human with paperwork. Shredding is one of my favourite human activities. I love it! Not only is it important to keep on top of paperwork by sitting on top of the piles of paper, but also I enjoy attacking the tiny bits of paper when they fall out of the machine. I could have watched them for hours, but sadly they broke the machine. The preferred human assures me she has ordered a new one for me. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

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Colin @Colin@fluffy.family · Jun 04, 2026
Colin
@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK. I am a paramedicat. Testimonials: Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away." Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig." Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?" Header: Colin is loafing on a blue chair. Avatar: Colin is above the camera looking imperious.

fluffy.family

@thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social I've not seen you for a while. I hope you are ok.

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Colin @Colin@fluffy.family · Jun 02, 2026
Colin
@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK. I am a paramedicat. Testimonials: Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away." Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig." Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?" Header: Colin is loafing on a blue chair. Avatar: Colin is above the camera looking imperious.

fluffy.family

The tall one has disappeared again. I really can't be doing with all this coming and going, it's most aggravating. I had hoped she would take Eric this time, but she didn't, more's the pity, as her bag was full of a bear. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats

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Colin @Colin@fluffy.family · May 30, 2026
Colin
@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK. I am a paramedicat. Testimonials: Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away." Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig." Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?" Header: Colin is loafing on a blue chair. Avatar: Colin is above the camera looking imperious.

fluffy.family

@colorblindcowboy@mastodon.art
I spent the best part of an hour twitching and glaring into space. I even froze out my preferred human, which is not something I do except under extreme duress. It was the only way to cope.

That was last week, though.

This week, I did not retreat into wall-staring mode once, despite the situation being, if anything, even more horrible than last week. I've reached the age where I'm too much of a venerable senior to deal with dogs, painting, cleaning and Eric all in one day.

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Colin @Colin@fluffy.family · May 24, 2026
Colin
@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK. I am a paramedicat. Testimonials: Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away." Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig." Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?" Header: Colin is loafing on a blue chair. Avatar: Colin is above the camera looking imperious.

fluffy.family
Replying to @oxy@social.bsdlab.au
@oxy@social.bsdlab.au I know! Look how close I got. Would you believe that dogs smell worse than Eric!
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Colin @Colin@fluffy.family · May 23, 2026
Colin
@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK. I am a paramedicat. Testimonials: Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away." Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig." Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?" Header: Colin is loafing on a blue chair. Avatar: Colin is above the camera looking imperious.

fluffy.family
Replying to @Colin@fluffy.family
I sniffed the dog. Overall, I've been very brave and dignified: I've only hissed at the dog 5 times, then I had a bit of a hyperventilate, a bit of a cry and am now disassociating. It's exhausting. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Cat
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Colin @Colin@fluffy.family · May 23, 2026
Colin
@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK. I am a paramedicat. Testimonials: Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away." Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig." Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?" Header: Colin is loafing on a blue chair. Avatar: Colin is above the camera looking imperious.

fluffy.family
There is an unauthorised dog in my house. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Chihuahua #Caturday
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Colin @Colin@fluffy.family · May 21, 2026
Colin
@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK. I am a paramedicat. Testimonials: Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away." Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig." Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?" Header: Colin is loafing on a blue chair. Avatar: Colin is above the camera looking imperious.

fluffy.family
We had human paramedicats at the house again yesterday. I was working hard paramedicatting, but they picked Eric up, saying that he was the cutest cat they'd ever seen. I was dumbfounded as I was right there in front of them. I'd even said hello, given them a detailed handover and was supervising perfectly. Eric was not doing anything useful at all - he had to be picked up because he was in the way. This outrage cannot be allowed and I will be putting in a complaint. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat
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Colin @Colin@fluffy.family · May 14, 2026
Colin
@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK. I am a paramedicat. Testimonials: Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away." Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig." Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?" Header: Colin is loafing on a blue chair. Avatar: Colin is above the camera looking imperious.

fluffy.family

The preferred human says we look like a 1990s britpop album. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

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Colin @Colin@fluffy.family · Apr 22, 2026
Colin
@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK. I am a paramedicat. Testimonials: Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away." Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig." Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?" Header: Colin is loafing on a blue chair. Avatar: Colin is above the camera looking imperious.

fluffy.family

We had human paramedicats out again. Of course, I made sure to tell them what they should be doing. Thankfully, they listened to my expert advice so the preferred human didn't have to abandon me for the human vets. The human paramedicats were very nice and appeared to know what they were doing. #WhiskersWednesday #Cat #CatsOfMastodon #Paramedicat

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