CaliforniaSober

Why are you making me do this?

Yes, yes they do. The high waistlines take your natural curves and absolutely destroys them, all while replacing them with a middle age kindergarten teacher in their place. You have chosen absurd fashion which has also made your natural physique look even worse.


Yes, you have destroyed your natural looks and made yourself 10x worse with this terrible choice for fashion. Im sorry I can’t offer you enough “Kathy” comics like bullshit to excuse your terrible choices.

Real talk, it’s weird to meet with a coworker that does this when each and every person enters the room. Even if not including you, just making every interaction like that is fucking uncomfortable.


Like I don’t show up 9 to 5 to see 55 year old cleavage so stop acting like that’s an issue all while I’m just trying to get to lunch.

The important thing is that You moved two flags from a valid space. Making them a “permanent ‘other’…”

My scoutmaster’s house was a fucking pigsty. I still remember the smell and piles of junk…

The man had it out for me and was a pretty sad sack for zeroing in on a child while he was in his 50s. He used to rail on me for kicks and is the reason I left the scouts; made life but then said no.

Now his disgusting ass house is in my rearview mirror while I still live rent free in his tiny brain. I make more in a year than his stunted ass made in a decade while I hear tales of him mentioning me to new scouts… years after the fact.

All this is to say yea someone’s smell turned into a saga and I have lived it down. Meanwhile, with any luck their body burns up and fertilizes the rice fields of china with the cinders of his dead remains. *shellac

God bless Willy Nelson…

Nah everything is fine except there are people I don’t like doing things I don’t like…