BoosBeau

"My daughter tried using this in her Bad Dragon donkey-sized dildo and made a huge mess. She was so embarrassed that she tried to clean it up herself and missed a bunch of spots. The damn house still smells like a cheesemonger's stale fart from where this milk seeped into the corners of the carpet. Worked great though, looked just like cum. 4/5 stars."

There’s a field guide out there on myspace.com somewhere, but if you don’t have the time to find it you can always remove your nose prior to the auction.

Why are these always reserved for someone's mother? Why can't they save some for the rest of us :(

What’s disgusting about having hundreds of partners?

My kinda content

I once had a dream about a “lobster hotdog.” A lobster tail in a buttered hotdog bun. I went to a sports bar that happened to serve lobster tail and had hot dog buns. The waitress willing let me order this culinary sin. On an occasion, I still wake up in a cold sweat with the faint memory of processed bread and shellfish…

Cheese.

underrated comment; got a good chuckle

For the flavor??

Fools, the lot of you. I leave my cheese on the rocky shores of Ol’ Merry Bertha near the concrete jetties of man. There, the sweet mother deep slices my cheese with her sharp, salty caress, leaving my belly full and satisfied.

Yeah, prove it! Send us a picture with the honey dipper sticking out your fart hole, or we ain’t buying it!