@ShaulaEvans @plut0nian
Oh wait no... this:
Roses are red
Grapes are a berry
Arrive safe in Seattle
Don't get dysentery
Ann Annas
@Ananas@jorts.horse
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I do occasionally go NC-17
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Terminally Irony Poisoned Pronouns: She/Her Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier I do occasionally go NC-17 Toots are always OC Replies might not be https://justmytoots.com/@ananas@jorts.horse
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@Ananas@jorts.horse
Terminally Irony Poisoned Pronouns: She/Her Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier I do occasionally go NC-17 Toots are always OC Replies might not be https://justmytoots.com/@ananas@jorts.horse
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@Ananas@jorts.horse
Terminally Irony Poisoned Pronouns: She/Her Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier I do occasionally go NC-17 Toots are always OC Replies might not be https://justmytoots.com/@ananas@jorts.horse
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@plut0nian
I wish you luck in not getting dysentery
I wish you luck in not getting dysentery
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Ann Annas
@Ananas@jorts.horse
Terminally Irony Poisoned Pronouns: She/Her Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier I do occasionally go NC-17 Toots are always OC Replies might not be https://justmytoots.com/@ananas@jorts.horse
jorts.horse
The lineage of Jorts dot Horse traces all the way back to 1569 in Spain when Alejandro Jortshorse put jorts on a horse
And was burned alive for witchcraft
#FakeNews
And was burned alive for witchcraft
#FakeNews
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Ann Annas
@Ananas@jorts.horse
Terminally Irony Poisoned Pronouns: She/Her Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier I do occasionally go NC-17 Toots are always OC Replies might not be https://justmytoots.com/@ananas@jorts.horse
jorts.horse
There's only one way to end itty bitty burger bite gate
And that's for the White Castle CEO to silently swallow one whole while maintaining eye contact the entire time
And that's for the White Castle CEO to silently swallow one whole while maintaining eye contact the entire time
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Ann Annas
@Ananas@jorts.horse
Terminally Irony Poisoned Pronouns: She/Her Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier I do occasionally go NC-17 Toots are always OC Replies might not be https://justmytoots.com/@ananas@jorts.horse
jorts.horse
ICE bucket challenge 2.0
We scoop them up with excavators then drop them off a cliff
We scoop them up with excavators then drop them off a cliff
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Ann Annas
@Ananas@jorts.horse
Terminally Irony Poisoned Pronouns: She/Her Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier I do occasionally go NC-17 Toots are always OC Replies might not be https://justmytoots.com/@ananas@jorts.horse
jorts.horse
I might be getting some traffic on my profile from a reply I made on the serious side of fedi that many people seem to like and agree with
I want to make it clear you will NOT get any more cogent thoughts here
I want to make it clear you will NOT get any more cogent thoughts here
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Terminally Irony Poisoned Pronouns: She/Her Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier I do occasionally go NC-17 Toots are always OC Replies might not be https://justmytoots.com/@ananas@jorts.horse
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Roses are red
Flowers are nice
DHS shouldn't exist
Shrek predates ICE
Flowers are nice
DHS shouldn't exist
Shrek predates ICE
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@Ananas@jorts.horse
Terminally Irony Poisoned Pronouns: She/Her Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier I do occasionally go NC-17 Toots are always OC Replies might not be https://justmytoots.com/@ananas@jorts.horse
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@triz
Also, apologies for the ten gazillion notifs from me trying to get the goddamn formatting right
Also, apologies for the ten gazillion notifs from me trying to get the goddamn formatting right
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@Ananas@jorts.horse
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jorts.horse
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@Ananas@jorts.horse
Terminally Irony Poisoned Pronouns: She/Her Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier I do occasionally go NC-17 Toots are always OC Replies might not be https://justmytoots.com/@ananas@jorts.horse
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I sometimes come across weird
That is because I am weird
That is because I am weird
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Ann Annas
@Ananas@jorts.horse
Terminally Irony Poisoned Pronouns: She/Her Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier I do occasionally go NC-17 Toots are always OC Replies might not be https://justmytoots.com/@ananas@jorts.horse
jorts.horse
Ask your doctor if drinking piss is right for you!
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