Weather channel: Hey here's a doc on the Donner party.
Me: Not today Weather Channel.
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Christina Mother of Spiders
@Aikiwomannc@beige.party
mastodon 4.7.3An inked nerd with ADHD who wandered in and began eating all the cheese. Don't worry, the spiders and snakes don't eat much. I'm not here to be the savior you long for, only the one you don't.
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Joined November 19, 2022
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Shared a story about stray dogs and AC tried to change it to "stray dongs" and now I have to deal with that image in my head. Dongs just scurrying around in alleys and Sarah McLachlan singing about them.
Relationship status: Shaving my legs for a dermatologist appointment.
Don't forget to run the dishwasher or else you'll be forced to face the spoons you betrayed by letting the garbage disposal rough them up.
Culdezac, the French author, was known for his gritty tales of suburban dad life. His novel, "The Lawnmower of the Valley" is a must read.
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@Disputatore@masto.pt first you hear a strange scurrying sound....
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