"I am an ancient nobleman and need some coin made prove to me youre a craftsman that can make quality coin" "check this thing out." Hired.

In 1000 years people will find a land fill with fidget spinners and wonder the same.

In fact, my hypothesis (it’s mine, you can’t have it) is that the Roman empire fell due to everybody being constantly distressed and distracted because they kept losing their fidget dodecahedrons all over Europe.