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  • Post #4225817

    Post: &amp;quot;Read this book, it&amp;#39;s great, here&amp;#39;s a plot summary, some excerpts and a list of your favourite authors who were inspired by it and think it&amp;#39;s fantastic!&amp;quot; Me: &amp;quot;Ooh! Where can I find it?&amp;quot; Post: &amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s out of print but here&amp;#39;s link to an epub on Internet Archive which has been flattened so hard there are no chapter or paragraph breaks, just a vast unending wall of type, be grateful we kept the spaces between...

  • Post #4070855

    So that&#39;s a thing: the 14yo just decided he s sick of Windows consuming his entire C: (it&#39;s a vintage 64GB ssd) so he asked if I can find him a gaming Linux. We found one called Pop!_OS, downloaded the ISO and booted him up. It looks pretty groovy, I&#39;d be happy with that interface, and he&#39;s running the rest of the install himself.

  • Post #3941664

    Funniest thing I ever saw is people being mad at Iran because they said that negotiations will not result until Obama is brought in, and Obama is a bad dude ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ This is diplomacy. Diplomacy is not just making nice to find a middle ground. It&#39;s also provoking your enemy into making mistakes, it&#39;s applying pressure, its the right threat at the right time, the right bluff, the studied insult, the well timed snub. They don&#39;t actually like Obama, you fools, they are using his name to sl...

  • Post #3486755

    For those who need to stay on top of things: https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2026-06-29-live-xenophobic-unrest-south-africas-30-june-marches-as-they-happen

  • Post #2537832

    You&amp;#39;d think our leaders would be making a LOT more noise about this, what with the coming local government elections... https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2026-05-12-unemployment-rate-rises-13-percentage-points-to-327/

  • Post #2518041

    Local retailer has started selling thick, hard-wearing door mats, with &amp;quot;WELCOME&amp;quot; written on them. So dangerous :( Because of vampires :(

  • Post #2130348

    Just occurred to me that many Americans may not realize that, to the rest of the world, &amp;quot;cowboy&amp;quot; is an insult. When a contractor looks at your roof or plumbing and whistles and says &amp;quot;looks like you had some real cowboys working here&amp;quot; they are insulting not just the workmanship but your own judgement for paying for such an obvious mess.

  • Post #2090784

    Ooh! New murderbot just happened!

  • Post #1758428

    Modern ID technology (as in: anything after 20th century paper filing systems) has frozen the evolution of names in it&amp;#39;s tracks. Why else, in a world full of Dave Tailor&amp;#39;s and John Smith&amp;#39;s are there no people called Kevin Dev or Stephen Businessman?

  • Post #1758427

    Okay, back in the game (I was having a hard time caring about puzzles on my long weekend!)

  • Post #1623353

    Oh... his name is Jorn Ternus, like T E R N U S! All this time I been reading John Temus, like they got him from Temu Wow. I had so many jokes that I&amp;#39;m very glad I decided not to make.

  • Post #1623352

    South Africa: Why do our pharmaceutical regulations have a Schedule numbering system that goes the opposite from other countries? Over here, Schedule 1 means &amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s on supermarket shelves&amp;quot;, schedule 2 is something you have to ask the pharmacist to pass you over the counter, 3 and up are prescription only, getting more and more tightly controlled. Like a schedule 5 drug, they don&amp;#39;t allow repeat prescriptions, schedule 9 you need two pharmacists to turn the key at...

  • Post #1623350

    Still remembering the hosting client who I had a good relationship with for like 5 years then their admin lady quit and some schmo on their board of directors took on handling me, and suddenly they weren&amp;#39;t paying their bills and 6 months later they said &amp;quot;We&amp;#39;re going to stop using your services&amp;quot; and I said &amp;quot;Well your domain is expiring in a few months, do you want to transfer it to another host or just let it lapse?&amp;quot; and they said &amp;quot;Laps...

  • Post #1623348

    I&amp;#39;m not a perfect man, but I do sometimes think that I actually get it right from time to time. For example, when my wife finally grudgingly accepted that she needs glasses, and asked me to book an appointment for her, I made sure she got her eyes examined by an optometrist who was also Mr South Africa 2023.

  • Post #1592602

    &amp;quot;Oh powerful Genie, for my first wish I want to be really rich. Do not make a mistake, do not add any ironic twists. For the purposes of this wish you are a kind, benevolent all-powerful being who wants me to gain the maximum benefit with no unexpected or unpleasant consequences. Make sure that you interpret this wish in a way that I will approve&amp;quot; Magic lamp prompt engineering.

  • Post #1252940

    Apologies for dragging this particular topic out for yet another airing but... there&#39;s something very strange about a world where we&#39;re expected to have an AI write something for us (whether directly from a prompt, or rewriting something we already wrote) and then send it to somebody who is expected to use AI to summarize the while thing, and maybe even write a reply. What are we even doing then? You could argue that we&#39;re replacing ourselves with new AI overlords but it&#39;s not...

  • Post #1108240

    When did the word &amp;quot;Kind&amp;quot; become a sort of politeness band-aid for formal communication? Back in my day, we used to say &amp;quot;Please do the thing&amp;quot; but you can&amp;#39;t say that anymore! No! Now you have to say &amp;quot;Please ..--KINDLY--... do the thing&amp;quot;. I can&amp;#39;t decide if this is because &amp;quot;Please&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Thank you&amp;quot; are not considered polite enough, or if they&amp;#39;re simply not passive aggressive enough. (K...

  • Post #1029382

    Ironically, my reaction to all the articles on linuxtldr.com is tl;dr

  • Post #1015867

    Fun fact about tornadoes in South Africa. They&amp;#39;re rare, but if you see one you&amp;#39;re not legally allowed to call it a tornado. Only the South African Weather Service has the authority to make that judgement (according to SAWS).

  • Post #559919

    Well well well, if it isn&amp;#39;t exactly what privacy nerds have been warning about forever! https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/27/ice_data_advertising_tech_firms/

  • Post #254748

    So Musk has breezily announced that going to Mars is actually too hard and could take twenty years... (nobody&amp;#39;s laughing because you can only laugh at the same joke for so long. But 20 years is ludicrously optimistic) ... So instead he&amp;#39;s going to colonize the Moon, which will only take ten years. And you know, as per usual, he&amp;#39;s focusing on literally *ONE* task in a megaproject (the rockets) and battling to even get that done in time. It&amp;#39;s like promising to bu...