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<p>Urban Astronomer Podcaster<br />Director at Monoceros Digital Consulting<br />AWS gun for hire, Linux/Unix consultant<br />We do managed Fediverse hosting - ask me!</p><p>He/him (Linux)<br />He\him (Windows)</p><p>Sometimes I write articles for universetoday.com</p><p>Lapsed <a href="https://mastodon.monoceros.co.za/tags/astronomer" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>astronomer</span></a>, exhausted <a href="https://mastodon.monoceros.co.za/tags/dad" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dad</span></a>, small business owner, reader of books, player of <a href="https://mastodon.monoceros.co.za/tags/games" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>games</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.monoceros.co.za/tags/admin" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>admin</span></a> of sy
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Post #4225817
Post: &quot;Read this book, it&#39;s great, here&#39;s a plot summary, some excerpts and a list of your favourite authors who were inspired by it and think it&#39;s fantastic!&quot; Me: &quot;Ooh! Where can I find it?&quot; Post: &quot;It&#39;s out of print but here&#39;s link to an epub on Internet Archive which has been flattened so hard there are no chapter or paragraph breaks, just a vast unending wall of type, be grateful we kept the spaces between...
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Post #4070855
So that's a thing: the 14yo just decided he s sick of Windows consuming his entire C: (it's a vintage 64GB ssd) so he asked if I can find him a gaming Linux. We found one called Pop!_OS, downloaded the ISO and booted him up. It looks pretty groovy, I'd be happy with that interface, and he's running the rest of the install himself.
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Post #3941664
Funniest thing I ever saw is people being mad at Iran because they said that negotiations will not result until Obama is brought in, and Obama is a bad dude ๐๐๐ This is diplomacy. Diplomacy is not just making nice to find a middle ground. It's also provoking your enemy into making mistakes, it's applying pressure, its the right threat at the right time, the right bluff, the studied insult, the well timed snub. They don't actually like Obama, you fools, they are using his name to sl...
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Post #3486755
For those who need to stay on top of things: https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2026-06-29-live-xenophobic-unrest-south-africas-30-june-marches-as-they-happen
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Post #2537832
You&#39;d think our leaders would be making a LOT more noise about this, what with the coming local government elections... https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2026-05-12-unemployment-rate-rises-13-percentage-points-to-327/
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Post #2518041
Local retailer has started selling thick, hard-wearing door mats, with &quot;WELCOME&quot; written on them. So dangerous :( Because of vampires :(
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Post #2130348
Just occurred to me that many Americans may not realize that, to the rest of the world, &quot;cowboy&quot; is an insult. When a contractor looks at your roof or plumbing and whistles and says &quot;looks like you had some real cowboys working here&quot; they are insulting not just the workmanship but your own judgement for paying for such an obvious mess.
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Post #2090784
Ooh! New murderbot just happened!
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Post #1758428
Modern ID technology (as in: anything after 20th century paper filing systems) has frozen the evolution of names in it&#39;s tracks. Why else, in a world full of Dave Tailor&#39;s and John Smith&#39;s are there no people called Kevin Dev or Stephen Businessman?
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Post #1758427
Okay, back in the game (I was having a hard time caring about puzzles on my long weekend!)
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Post #1623353
Oh... his name is Jorn Ternus, like T E R N U S! All this time I been reading John Temus, like they got him from Temu Wow. I had so many jokes that I&#39;m very glad I decided not to make.
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Post #1623352
South Africa: Why do our pharmaceutical regulations have a Schedule numbering system that goes the opposite from other countries? Over here, Schedule 1 means &quot;It&#39;s on supermarket shelves&quot;, schedule 2 is something you have to ask the pharmacist to pass you over the counter, 3 and up are prescription only, getting more and more tightly controlled. Like a schedule 5 drug, they don&#39;t allow repeat prescriptions, schedule 9 you need two pharmacists to turn the key at...
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Post #1623350
Still remembering the hosting client who I had a good relationship with for like 5 years then their admin lady quit and some schmo on their board of directors took on handling me, and suddenly they weren&#39;t paying their bills and 6 months later they said &quot;We&#39;re going to stop using your services&quot; and I said &quot;Well your domain is expiring in a few months, do you want to transfer it to another host or just let it lapse?&quot; and they said &quot;Laps...
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Post #1623348
I&#39;m not a perfect man, but I do sometimes think that I actually get it right from time to time. For example, when my wife finally grudgingly accepted that she needs glasses, and asked me to book an appointment for her, I made sure she got her eyes examined by an optometrist who was also Mr South Africa 2023.
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Post #1592602
&quot;Oh powerful Genie, for my first wish I want to be really rich. Do not make a mistake, do not add any ironic twists. For the purposes of this wish you are a kind, benevolent all-powerful being who wants me to gain the maximum benefit with no unexpected or unpleasant consequences. Make sure that you interpret this wish in a way that I will approve&quot; Magic lamp prompt engineering.
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Post #1252940
Apologies for dragging this particular topic out for yet another airing but... there's something very strange about a world where we're expected to have an AI write something for us (whether directly from a prompt, or rewriting something we already wrote) and then send it to somebody who is expected to use AI to summarize the while thing, and maybe even write a reply. What are we even doing then? You could argue that we're replacing ourselves with new AI overlords but it's not...
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Post #1108240
When did the word &quot;Kind&quot; become a sort of politeness band-aid for formal communication? Back in my day, we used to say &quot;Please do the thing&quot; but you can&#39;t say that anymore! No! Now you have to say &quot;Please ..--KINDLY--... do the thing&quot;. I can&#39;t decide if this is because &quot;Please&quot; and &quot;Thank you&quot; are not considered polite enough, or if they&#39;re simply not passive aggressive enough. (K...
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Post #1029382
Ironically, my reaction to all the articles on linuxtldr.com is tl;dr
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Post #1015867
Fun fact about tornadoes in South Africa. They&#39;re rare, but if you see one you&#39;re not legally allowed to call it a tornado. Only the South African Weather Service has the authority to make that judgement (according to SAWS).
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Post #559919
Well well well, if it isn&#39;t exactly what privacy nerds have been warning about forever! https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/27/ice_data_advertising_tech_firms/
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Post #254748
So Musk has breezily announced that going to Mars is actually too hard and could take twenty years... (nobody&#39;s laughing because you can only laugh at the same joke for so long. But 20 years is ludicrously optimistic) ... So instead he&#39;s going to colonize the Moon, which will only take ten years. And you know, as per usual, he&#39;s focusing on literally *ONE* task in a megaproject (the rockets) and battling to even get that done in time. It&#39;s like promising to bu...