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theynege@beige.party

Aro ace gender menace, AuDHD, white settler in the stolen sky. Leftist, disabled, irreligious, antifascist. I complain about cars a lot.Most of my thoughts come in the form of shitposts. Content may contain swears, bodily functions, light sexual content, substance use, mental health topics, or politics with no guaranteed CWs, but I try to consider others. Reminders are welcome.Header: mostly b&w with six rainbow wooden cutouts of the word "fuck" Profile pic: b&w selfie with cool sunglasses

Posts

Post #4379738
when a dog nose comes along you must boop it
Post #4247911
I had a rough experience with hair this morning so I made up for some of the problem with earthy tones and the perfect outfit for these sunglasses. (cw: meat)
Post #4179348
I'm here to kick ass and make meaningful connections with other members of my expanding community, and I'm all out of ass.
Post #4148486
I need to create cards that say "do not comment on my hair, even positively, or I will have an autistic meltdown" to give to neighbours in the elevator.
Post #3953509
I'm in a restaurant and a baby is staring at me. it would be rude of me to not make funny faces.
Post #3914775
my brother has a jat.
Post #3910188
Canada's oil production should be seen in a similar light to US gun violence and for-profit healthcare combined: deadly and shameful.
Post #3878564
almost everyone: we want a better world. the rich and/or powerful: let's compromise: what if we made the world worse...but for profit.
Post #3838418
holy shit https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/9.7270799
Post #3794643
the nonbinary tendency to walk into doorframes
Post #3718769
"You're on mute." - 21st century business proverb
Post #3684070
being a gender menace can include nonconformity with common trans narratives. it's not just about disrupting cis culture. I shouldn't have to biomedically strive towards a socially constructed opposite to prove myself. I don't need to own a blahaj.
Post #3679994
I demand a live debate between Count Binface and Nigel Farage, if for no reason but to ensure that they are not the same person.
Post #3664827
the thing about the Democrat establishment supporting that Platner guy in spite of a Nazi-adjacent tattoo and history of sexual assault is that if I were a candidate some of those same people would look at my Hobo Goose tattoo and say it's problematic for me to have a symbol of trespassing and vagrancy on my body, and they would hear I'm asexual and be concerned it's some kind of weird perversion.
Post #3643191
dinosaurs in museum exhibits recreating street scenes from the 1910s
Post #3608073
Rando: Excuse me Eugen, I don't like that there are people on Mastodon with excessively large pickup trucks as personal vehicles when their lifestyles don't demand it. Eugen: What to you want me to do about it? Rando: Look at this gay porn.
Post #3584487
the Fourth of July is an American holiday where they celebrate dead white men's signatures. this day is why signatures are sometimes called "hancocks" since one of the dudes who signed it had that name. so, comrades, celebrate this holiday with the greatest salute to these founding fathers and put your hands on your [gets pulled away by a giant cane]
Post #3570564
amab (all mosquitoes are bastards)
Post #3513032
for every neighbour I have to say Happy Canada Day too, I'm going to complain about national identity as a tool of violence to at least two of my friends. though I guess posting it here can count as complaining to a few hundred people.
Post #3489366
tattoo idea: Atlas holding up my back fat
Post #3426132
golden eggs golden eggs comes from between a goose's legs are there lots? listen, hun goose made a profit of 71 look out! goose is attacking you for getting near its eggs
Post #2510003
first night of sleep with an open window, baybeeeee
Post #2510000
baked beans are part of straight culture.
Post #2372629
my brother sent this to me and I feel attacked. https://thebeaverton.com/2026/05/local-nerd-disappointed-he-didnt-get-the-long-form-census/
Post #2037973
I have very ADHD evenings, in that I realize at the end of it that I forgot to do something I intentionally wrote down to do, and I realize this in the middle of my nighttime routine, which I then stop in the middle of to spend way too much time doing something completely different from the thing I forgot.
Post #1984322
as I&#39;ve stated before, my character in the Star Wars franchise is the annoying laughing Muppet in Jabba&#39;s court, so if I don&#39;t like your takes today I will get real close to your ear and laugh like that.
Post #1933989
society is so fucking ridiculous, man. &quot;sure, a world with better ways of existing would be nice, but people need jobs to live and the only place hiring is the kitten killing factory. there&#39;s no way around this; it&#39;s just the reality we live in and until it fixes itself independently of our own will or action we&#39;re going to need to keep operating this way.&quot;
Post #1883234
The landfill search would&#39;ve cost a lot less if the Conservatives gave a shit about Indigenous lives and did it sooner.
Post #1837254
business people are fucking snakes and I hate them. yes, I&#39;m up at one am. why? business people. fuck the lot of them. I hope they have no friends and sit at home all night stewing with rage at the happiness of others.
Post #1763273
Happy Mussolini Being Dead Day