Post #3584487
2026-07-04 15:33 UTC
the Fourth of July is an American holiday where they celebrate dead white men's signatures. this day is why signatures are sometimes called "hancocks" since one of the dudes who signed it had that name.
so, comrades, celebrate this holiday with the greatest salute to these founding fathers and put your hands on your [gets pulled away by a giant cane]
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@theynege@beige.party 2026-07-04 15:41
it's really unpatriotic to not jack off on this day. Americans changed the word for male chicken to "rooster" so the word "cock" could be preserved for the sacred rites of Independence Day.