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• Post #4496410

  Is your gender -bigendian or -littleendian?

• Post #4493804

  Autocomplete challenge Soon I shall conquer the planet with my army of _________

• Post #4444569

  Wait... folk don't like board games?? 😨 I haven't been this upset since I found out I'm the only one that likes Monopoly.

• Post #4371087

  💥 BOOM! Ancient Artillery #History Infodump! Guns made their way from 10th Century China across the Middle East to Medieval Europe via Anatolia. By the 16th Century, they were everywhere in Eurasia, and from the 17th to 19th Centuries they were... well, just everywhere. Oh yes, gun-based violence in the Americas started centuries before the US was a thing. But yes, lets talk about BIG guns. 1/x 🧵

• Post #4276346

  RE: https://beige.party/@LibertyForward1/117001484886713737 Please help, good soul 💜

• Post #4244610

  People IRL are doing the old British tradition of talking about the weather. That's just fine. But I'm rather tired of being talked at about how nice the sunshine is. It's horrible, it's killing people, it's burning everything and it's not normal.

• Post #4212710

  RE: https://ohai.social/@thejessiekirk/117005053680208049 The first person to Not All Men me goes in the woodchipper feet first.

• Post #4161848

  Wifey keeps stealing my bras because they are way more comfy and supportive. This crime is very affirming. 🥰

• Post #4034462

  I read that people are using LLMs to find code syntax errors. Ever heard of a linter? Or a compiler? I just can't with these people... 🤦‍♀️

• Post #3988930

  I went to the Doctors and the nurse stuck a needle in the side of my bum and it hurt. But I asked her too, she was an absolute peach and now I have no T. 😇

• Post #3950236

  Sex workers are totally welcome on my feed, BTW. 👍 SWERFs can go jump into a cesspool of their own ignorant prudence. 😈

• Post #3943495

  I bet I am followed but muted or listed by so many accounts 🤪

• Post #3921908

  Ms Kirk wants to watch more anime so we're watching a classic, Escaflowne! Robits!! 😁

• Post #3919952

  If your local model LLM is able to parse English, it was trained with stolen data before you downloaded it. So screw those too. 🤷‍♀️

• Post #3810618

  So how easy is it to get my Nintendo DS to play any ROM I want while still enabling it to play game cards? 😵‍💫 I don't want to brick it...

• Post #3742878

  Hey middle-aged and older people. You know that NES-era game you loved but never beat? It's time. It. Is. Time. You can do it. I believe in you! 😎

• Post #3739034

  Jessie is feeling veeeeeery dysphoric. 😞 Please send hugs.

• Post #3737958

  I really don't understand smoking weed. Growing up, we always put our weeds in the compost bin and it being on fire was generally considered a "bad thing". 😇

• Post #3672257

  When we move back in, we're thinking of setting up a wargaming/gaming table on the cheap. Ideally, we want a 6 ′ × 4 ′ playing surface (6 ′ × 3 ′ if that's too big). So I figured a 180 cm long folding table with a hard plastic top and steel legs, fairly light weight. Then we extend that area with 2 MDF sheets, each 4 ′ × 3 ′ (or 3 ′ × 3 ′). To stop them bowing, I thought 4 wood strengthening beams screwed below, with duct tape edges to stop scuffs. Should be light and cheap. Any thou...

• Post #3660098

  So with Farage out, we might well beat the fash next general election. Cool beans. But ****, why do we have so many racists here? 😑

• Post #3659880

  There's very few problems in life that couldn't be solved by my giant robot dragon aeroplane tank.

• Post #3642373

  Your reminder that there are no laws forbidding you from being attracted to someone wider society says you mustn't find attractive. 😊 Beauty/handsomeness standards (and other such societal demands) are utter horse ****. 😇

• Post #3604860

  In the UK, if I go into a restaurant that asks I order via a QR code, can I still: a) get a paper menu (or whatever alternative); b) pay for my food without using my phone; and c) pay with cash?

• Post #3515861

  Sorry straights I'm queer every month. I tried being straight once for years, it was boring and entirely lacking in enjoyable sexual experience.

• Post #3513976

  Rather urgent request for #MutualAid here, I'm sorry to say. We're being investigated by the DWP for no reason to prove we are whom we say we are and live where we say we do and we could be looking at having our rent and benefits withheld while our evidence is checked. If you could please retoot or even chuck a couple of squids so we can hopefully eventually make a rent payment and buy food, that would really help us stay housed. Thank you xx https://www.paypal.me/jessiekirk22

• Post #3479923

  Okay so like... noone is mad at me. Okay.

• Post #3477067

  RE: https://mastodon.online/@mullvadnet/116822264297340100 And there it is, kids. Time to find a new browser and/or VPN. You know, one that doesn't let the literal fash in the bar.

• Post #3437156

  @gemmy@mastodon.social "I've never heard of a newspaper, therefore it is not a valid source"... really? @lostgen@det.social

• Post #3428487

  Please do stop shouting and swearing at people from your Fedi soapbox when you want them to do, or cease to do, something. I'm tired, fam. I just want to see some cats and catch up with my people.

• Post #3316884

  I couldn't resist using D&D to educate my friends a little on the Middle Ages, so yes dragons and elves and such, but with that depressing Medieval Frankish feel. Mwa ah ah I suck. 🤪