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The Book of Dave

spudooli@mastodon.nz

<p>A mostly harmless geek in New Zealand, Technical Director @satellitemedia, have made people. Left foot braker. Likes to take photos. Contributes to the internet</p>

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  • Post #4426845

    There is a couple of questions I can think of that have no good answer. The first is - Smell my finger? There is no come back from that. And the other is... What do you do in the bath? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLZpceql7K4 Such a good track. Let it envelope you. #jukeboxFridayNight

  • Post #4055857

    I&#39;m Gen X. I use the internet on a desktop computer because that is the best view. I have made, or contributed to making, a measureable chunk of the internet since 1995. How is this for geek creds... I was at yahoo.com in 2004 advising them on Search Engine Optimization and later that year at aol.com doing the same. Yeah SEO is snake oil, but they paid me to do it. So it&#39;s quite humbling when I add a brand new page to the internet in 2026 only for our youngest daughter to remind me to...

  • Post #3551714

    Ok, internet, look at this, I have been working on this for a long time. Since 1996 we have lived out of a single bank account so here is a bunch of data about where we have spent our money https://www.spudooli.com/money It includes such interesting stats like we have spent a total of $636.94 at KFC in the past 30 years. And our declining use of ATMs

  • Post #3405251

    It&#39;s another Friday, and for various work related reasons, it&#39;s been so long since I&#39;ve enjoyed a #jukeboxFridayNight boogie I thought I&#39;d read somewhere that the album that this song was on was widely panned, but I have to tell you, this is so my jam, I love it so much I&#39;d pash it on the lips if I could and it gave consent. Sing it so loud and have a small chair dance. I present to you Duran Duran&#39;s cover of Lay Lady Lay which is a siesmic magnitude better than the...

  • Post #2494666

    I have several (20+ years) of data that shows this is the last week of warm in Auckland and that this is the week that I start to wear another layer over my tshirt when I walk out to the car to go to work in the morning at 6:14am. This is also the last week before I turn the heat on in the car and in the house at some point between here and the end of April. And then it&amp;#39;s 6 months of grind until the living is easy again. On the other hand, I also do snuggle up close to @gabba all night...

  • Post #2494664

    I bought a new Keychron K5 keyboard to replace the Keychron K5 keyboard I bought 4 years ago when I treated myself to a new server/PC at home. The old one will go to work with me tomorrow to replace the cheapest HP keyboard money can buy that I&amp;#39;ve worn out there. I&amp;#39;ve always spurned the keyboard cognoscenti, but let me tell you, this keyboard is buttery smooth. So slick. So lovely. Typing on it feels like touching @gabba&amp;#39;s loveliest softest skin bits (I could not think o...

  • Post #2494663

    It&amp;#39;s just occurred to me I haven&amp;#39;t had luncheon sausage in a really long time, so made a polite request of the purchasing department. Looking forward to that in various forms over the weekend. Got to have something to look forward to.

  • Post #2494662

    The last time we cooled the house this year was April 5th. Then a couple of weeks of no action. And then the first day we moved the heatpump from cool to warn was April 21. I can&amp;#39;t remember if I still have code running here for the hashtag #daytum but I guess I&amp;#39;ll find out with this post

  • Post #2494661

    Today we went for a picnic lunch, that did include luncheon sausage, at Awhitu Regional Park, to have a small pat of the worlds largest macrocarpa tree. There was a couple from Manchester with way too many kids, there, on holiday, that @gabba talked their ears off for a bit, who wondered how old it was, only to find it was not native to AO NZ, so not particularly old. Bit still it is bloody yuge and deserves some respect. We love you, very large macrocarpa, you introduced immigrant bastard,...

  • Post #2494660

    Friday is my favourite day. The commute is easy, I drove to work at 6am at 100km/h most of the way like petrol wasn&amp;#39;t a concern. I did some hours of work, no lunch break and then finished at 3:30pm, drove home to my beautiful house and my beautiful wife (I typed both of those beautiful&amp;#39;s on my own) and have mixed a couple of margaritas. And of course it&amp;#39;s #jukeboxFridayNight so tonight that means 15th century liturgical chant. Thank you Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina f...

  • Post #2494658

    Drink 3 margarita&amp;#39;s and tell me that Stereophonics aren&amp;#39;t just the best ever band for a #jukeboxFridayNight 80&amp;#39;s synth pop is up next. I swear

  • Post #2494657

    RE: https://mastodon.nz/@spudooli/113009742608741758 There is no upper limit to the volume Bohannon sounds good #jukeboxFridayNight

  • Post #2494656

    I&amp;#39;m coding a new expense claim system for work and it&amp;#39;s bothering me that we have mileage rates. Kilometerage rates doesn&amp;#39;t roll off the tongue the same way. I&amp;#39;m going to code kilometerage anyway, but it&amp;#39;s making me grumpy on a Friday morning

  • Post #2494655

    Here are the number plates of the first 3 cars I owned. DG7195 was a 1969 Mk1 Ford Escort van, bought in Marton in the Rangitikei district for $1700 in 1985. It was 1100cc, then 1300cc and later 1600cc JJ8 was a Ford Escort rally car, long retired, bought from someone in Belmont, Lower Hutt with a loan from my girlfriend at the time, now my wife of almost 34 years. EE3930 was a pristine 1972 Ford Escort bought in 1990 with a very bad diff that ultimately become a merger of it and the 2 befor...

  • Post #2494654

    RE: https://mastodon.nz/@spudooli/116537573176664231 Gosh I can remember driving that van back to Wellington after I handed over the money from a loan I took from Westpac Trust in Johnsonville like it was yesterday. I picked up a Swedish hitchhiker on the southside of Foxton and drive him into Wellington to his backpackers because I just wanted to drive my first car so bad. The rear van doors squeaked so bad it was positively painful the whole way. I wonder where he is now. I hope he is happy.

  • Post #2494653

    I was just sitting in another risk assessment meeting for a thing happening next week, where in part we think of everything that could go wrong and check we have mitigations and plan b. Knowing full well that us just thinking of the bad things will induce the IT Gods to make those bad things happen. And even worse, stating out loud that I&amp;#39;m not particularly worried about one of those risks will even further enrage the IT Gods for that exact one thing. So I just sit there with my mouth s...