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• Post #4146391

  People hate Windows updates because they're like "Hey guys we added AI to Task Manager and you have to say please for it to force quit an application, it will refuse if you are insincere" People love Linux updates because they're like "Hey guys we patched the bug where one singular Albanian man who writes code exclusively in Mandarin was able to turn your computer into a nuclear explosive. You can also now play obscure 1972 video game 'Ploob' on Linux."

• Post #2139050

  crazy how good banosh is for how simple it is. thank you ukraine for inventing food.

• Post #2139049

  Highest major placement for a Luigi in Melee history, 2nd place out of over 300 people, god fucking damn.

• Post #2105140

  Deltarune theories are so funny because it's either "holy shit this makes sense and ties itself into every possible thing in the game so far" or it's "this makes sense only if you ignore any and all counterevidence and use various things for evidence that were already evidence for theories that the game actually hints towards"

• Post #1998707

  Libertarians are so fucking weird dude. Got some chud in my replies who liked one of my posts about trans stuff but then got mad at me and called me a tyrant for shit-talking Rowling. Like. Okay man have fun.

• Post #1998705

  Brits on Tw*tter are screaming and crying about how Americans are stupid and dumb because lemonade is CLEARLY fizzy, meanwhile the rest of the world that's not Britain is like "uhhhh no we're with the americans lemonade isn't fizzy that's lemon soda"

• Post #1998704

  me when im the government and i have to sue people for daring to fix public infrastructure (i refuse to have this done because i am lazy)

• Post #1998703

  Stumbled across an xAI job application that describes the company as "develops advanced artificial intelligence systems to understand the universe". Buddy, Elon Musk can't understand the balls under his dick let alone the universe.

• Post #1998702

  "wtf is goblaki." "wtf is gołąbki." "...ohhh, it's holubtsi!" "...what the FUCK is goblaki????" RE: https://tech.lgbt/users/endali/statuses/112830878789973177

• Post #1998701

  I don't even know how to type an emdash

• Post #1998700

  Oh so it's "cute" and "quirky" when your brain makes you say "waff waff bark woof" and "teehee im such a bottom" but when MY brain forcibly injects the phrase "The Magnanimous Piss Lord" into my train of thought like dynamite on the train tracks it's "weird" and you're "not sure why I posted this"

• Post #1998699

  None of you whimsical little canids would last an hour in my brain without going mad and that's probably more of a me problem than a you problem but I simply choose to believe I alone have been blessed with the delusional gibberish darting around my brain like a plague of locusts. I am simply built different.

• Post #1998698

  "Golden week", you say? Ha, you could say all my "weeks" are "golden". This is because the only "gold bikini" I need is my philosopher's stone, and I am using it to turn lead into gold Right Now

• Post #1998697

  Electricity was invented when John Electric decided to drop his prized 1734 toaster oven into his private hot tub to see what would happen

• Post #1998696

  people making fun of linux and acting like "uggghhhh i can't believe windows is so stupid that i might need to use LINUX where i have to JUICE my TARBALL and DISTRO my COMMAND LINE!!!!" and then when someone goes "it's really not that hard guys cmon, we were doing shit way harder a couple decades ago" they're like "HAH! CLASSIC LINUX USER!! STEREOTYPE REMAINS UNDEFEATED!!" Like have these people considered that it's actually more sad for them that t...

• Post #1998695

  How does DHH manage to talk about Linux like someone who doesn't use Linux. Like, he straight up takes the 10 year old talking points that non-Linux users spout about how Linux is broken on install, and requires tons of work to get functioning, and is suuuuper difficult. That's how you know Omarchy is a bullshit scam because in no universe are there a lack of distros where you can just run them and 90% of things work immediately. Dude talks about Omarchy the same way Windows bootleggers...

• Post #1565826

  I love being a cool transgender bisexual weirdo it's actually fucking awesome

• Post #1520477

  I think some of you are too eager to jump to the defense of flawed software solely because it has done nothing morally wrong. It is always good to criticize software (or hardware) that you like, because it will never be perfect and there is often room for improvement. I've gotten a couple of people very mad at me for poking fun at Graphene's prioritization of hypersecurity over user-friendly design. This is because I think the number of people who would benefit from facial recognition i...

• Post #1471715

  Just saw a meme on Bsky about some dipshit trying to force their 92 year old grandma to use Signal because "opsec". Someone in the replies says "average grapheneos user". A GrapheneOS mod proceeds to reply saying "Not really,-" and then talk about how any GOOD grandchild would in fact make their aging tech-illiterate grandma use Signal and how it's actually morally correct to do that and- Like holy shit I'm going to use Graphene because fuck Google but Gra...

• Post #1087286

  Shitposter? Umm, I’m actually really good at posting. Sounds like a skill issue on your part.

• Post #984301

  The modern transfem has become largely domesticated, relegated to a subservient position in the hierarchy represented by her attachment to being, as she calls it, “puppy”. This is why I, a foxgirl, am superior. I am wild, and untamed, and eating chickens.

• Post #978992

  Happy Asexuality Day! In honor of the aces out there today I am going to cheat at poker by having way more aces than you’re supposed to.

• Post #789710

  “Ukraine struck a Russian oil thingy!!! This is going to add to the European energy crisis!!!!! Why would they-“ Europe has been able to invest into sources of energy that aren’t Russian oil and gas for literally years. Even if you don’t believe they had any reason to prior to this war, that STILL goes back over a decade. Even if you believe they had no reason prior to the escalation, that’s still FOUR YEARS AGO. Ukraine should be allowed to blow Russia’s entire supply of oil and gas and whate...

• Post #771478

  As a reminder, if you engage at all with stupid idiot wizard show for dumb losers, knowing full well that the author of stupid idiot wizard books makes money off of the show and will proudly and vocally use that money to harm trans people, you are a morally bankrupt fool who deserves to be ridiculed for the rest of your life.