Ryan Pollard 💾
rdp@hachyderm.io
<p>Formerly <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@rdpollard" class="u-url mention">@<span>rdpollard</span></a></span></p><p>doting father丨product manager丨designer丨Cascadian</p><p>anti-fascist, pro-love-your-neighbor</p><p>I post about politics and world events, product and design, soccer, cooking, family, my cats, D&D, hiking, and whatever has my interest in the moment.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/AuDHD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>AuDHD</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ADHD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ADHD</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Mentor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Mentor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Product" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>
Posts
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Post #4285692
My Gen Alpha daughter just told her Gen X father that "Rocky" is her favorite all-time film and described it as "cinema." AMA
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Post #4044831
Took my mom's dog on a walk down by the shore. Feeling excessively cute ATM. #Oregon
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Post #3058512
Hi there. I know it's 88°F and you're trying not to die, but I'm feeling snuggly... #CatsOfMastodon
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Post #2116912
I&#39;m so sorry, I don&#39;t have the time to do [critical work thing] because I&#39;m dedicating all my resources to [mandated AI thing], which they assure me will free up my time for [critical work thing] once it&#39;s functional. Eventually.
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Post #2116909
Ok yeah, that&#39;s fun. https://pixelframe.design/burger-king-logo-font-generator/
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Post #2116907
My oldest paid for gas today for the first time ever. Watching the mounting panic in their eyes as the meter ticked up to $40, $50, $60... We got into the car to drive away and they started yelling &quot;Why are we even doing this? Why not just take the bus? This is so stupid! Like... yeah. It&#39;s super stupid.
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Post #2116906
My wife has a special gland that excretes a unique hormone into her bloodstream, causing her to think of things she needs me to do immediately. This gland is activated any time I walk into a restroom.
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Post #1896557
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE, NERDS. #DnD #CatsOfMastodon
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Post #1411919
*ahem* It doesn&#39;t matter that you&#39;re using an Instant Pot. Your &quot;no soak&quot; recipe is going to unleash an army of oligosaccharides that your body simply cannot deal with. Soak your beans 24 hours. Change the water twice. Or pay the toll intestinally.
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Post #166160
So good. https://www.techdirt.com/2026/01/28/minneapolis-proved-something-maga-cant-accept-most-people-are-actually-virtuous/