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• Post #4473046

  #monsterdon Sweet! My plan was going to Dallas but was late, and showing landing after the connecting takeoff, which was bad, but somehow became the one to take to get back to my destination, which is good. But we’re now 1/2h late even though we had 10 minute delay in takeoff, which is good. But there are Guatemalan wedding cookies, which is good. The cookies are cursed though, which is bad. Anyway the movie is back and they’re driving that nondescript 80’s/90’s sedan like they stole I mean lik...

• Post #4345799

  #monsterdon Rip TORN, TORN, I kept wonder when we were gonna see the confetti

• Post #4345563

  #monsterdon, this movie, singlehandedly trying to bring the buffalo back out of extinction #beastmaster

• Post #4345286

  #monsterdon Jack Nicholson is Hugo Weaving as Elrond Maalox the childburner. in. Beastmaster while typing- we lost zoso the ferret, wiki wiki wha?

• Post #4344892

  #monsterdon okay while I was grooving along not remembering what beastmaster looked like ya'll were watching some messed up stuff over here. At least it has a flared base. Pardon the mess while I defrag the timeline over here

• Post #4341047

  #monsterdon anyways that's the end of my groin humor at least until the double feature, and will only entail buffalo shot jokes #hawkTheSlayer

• Post #4340797

  #monsterdon The other brother known as Hawk, he had one power, the power of spittin' on that thang

• Post #4140934

  #monsterdon revisiting my timestamp note, this one I had to go back and make a gif of:

• Post #4129514

  Just a quick wrapup post for this weeks #monsterdon- Thanks as always to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for running the shindig, @JoeWynne@mstdn.plus for keeping the drinks and trivia flowing and everyone who contributes to the weekly snark and trivia fest for all things monster. This week's experiment was a double feature in classic schlock, we saw "Beginning of the End" and "The Unearthly", two mst3k favorites. We all witnessed: - Bug Bunnies. No, you read that right the first...

• Post #4127851

  #monsterdon the movie with I think the giant ants in the desert (not the one in Florida) had the same goggles, but untinted?

• Post #4127506

  #monsterdon Ah yes, Madame Coogie

• Post #4127019

  #monsterdon Time for watch double feature #theUnearthly

• Post #4126182

  #monsterdon We have to destroy the bean to save it

• Post #4126147

  #monsterdon Imagine being told you're performing the battle of the bulge or something and then you take your family to the theatre and see they composited you into this:

• Post #4125993

  #monsterdon yeah if memory serves me - if you're sensitive to annoying sounds and at this point haven't already maybe put on some light jazz and just turn off the movie sound.

• Post #4125759

  #monsterdon Locusts do not feel, locusts do not think, you cannot reason with a locust

• Post #4125735

  #monsterdon That presentation is right on about one thing a katydid tried pushing me off a third floor balcony once in tx

• Post #4125437

  #monsterdon okay that's 5 mimecop demise-reactions out of 5 right there. Poor Frank

• Post #4122812

  #monsterdon I just realized the double feature tonight (the unearthly) has Tor Johnson, it's _that_ one! Time for go to bed!

• Post #3951424

  #monsterdon late late wrapup post. Thanks as always to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting the monster-movie watchalong as well as @JoeWynne@mstdn.plus for the awesome cocktail recommendation and trivia.@cherizilla@retro.pizza for the trivia and everyone involved for making it the best watchalong party on the internets. Our experiment this week was the venerable "Solarbabies" followed by Waterworld: 240* (million) dollas worth of Spam, aww yeah. We saw: - Expy any William Shatner chara...

• Post #3951043

  #monsterdon late late wrapup post. Thanks as always to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting the monster-movie watchalong as well as @

• Post #3950510

  #monsterdon the Island Smeat comes in black and white tins with a little swan logo. The end. #Waterworld

• Post #3950432

  #monsterdon and they landed in the shire. At least there weren't rollerblading sprog. #waterworld

• Post #3949282

  #monsterdon #wrongfrogs Smeat spotted

• Post #3949037

  #monsterdon it's a shame they hadn't invented doof warriors yet, I feel like that Atoll battle could have used one or two.

• Post #3948502

  #monsterdon #wrongfrogs. Okay. I somehow avoided the hell out of this movie until now, but I'm full of smeat and ready for this Water World everyone said was going to be the greatest film ever made until it turned into a personal red flag for me

• Post #3948360

  #monsterdon That litttle synth sound before the roto-toms going "BOOoooooo...." That's the grandad of the Elastica "BOOOooooool" sound effect.

• Post #3948262

  #monsterdon Join us soon for Solar Babies II: The Time Walkers

• Post #3947941

  #monsterdon This is just Fallout: New Vegas with extra factions, isn't it?

• Post #3941239

  #monsterdon If you've downloaded/own both movies*, for in-between the two features consider this interstitial: https://archive.org/details/videoplayback-2021-07-11-t-120215.765 (At Universal Studios Hollywood and Universal Studios Florida you'll _shit, rattle, and roll_) *or not, I'm not your boss