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• Post #4166032

  Blogged: proper logging in #PHP with PSR-3 by @phpfig@phpc.social https://ocramius.github.io/blog/php-logging-with-psr-3/

• Post #3982866

  Tourism idea: a country that shoots down non-geostationary satellites with massive lasers, then advertises itself as a place where the sky is still clear.

• Post #3956414

  3 years in, I still believe Go code reads like crap...

• Post #3810012

  Time for some shameless self-advertisement: I have some availability starting this September! I'm an experienced OSS maintainer, with lots of work done on @doctrine@phpc.social and @getlaminas@phpc.social I push for #DDD (with humans & tactical). Languages mostly #Go, #PHP, although I'd love to do some #Rust, and I read anything at all. I can #Terraform your infrastructure, work on hardening CI/SA pipelines, Docker and #Nix builds, test suites. Rates between 700~1100 EUR/day de...

• Post #3809643

  We meet again, `simple-phpunit`: I shall prevail.

• Post #3748146

  Reminder: I don't intentionally read slop.

• Post #3608875

  First time very-long-range #driving an #EV: * charged to 100% for free (solar/PV) over the last 3 days, before departing * charging stations are surprisingly simple yet awesome tech * the UI/UX sucks as much as that of petrol stations 🙄 * ABRP for planning upfront: 1 minute to do it, zero range anxiety * costs for quick charging are slightly lower than petrol * hotels usually offer free charging with the parking ticket * EV is so much smoother So far, everything feels like an upgrade.

• Post #3573855

  WTH is @renovatebot.com doing here? :| https://github.com/lcobucci/jwt/pull/1170#issuecomment-4877720980

• Post #3530872

  Well, I guess Harvest is dead? What's a good self-hosted time tracking software? Should I just use a spreadsheet?

• Post #3462990

  Just saying, but if your Markdown tables look like this: |---|---| | Foo | this is too long to fit | ... then you probably misunderstood the point of #markdown

• Post #1130748

  Successfully delivered a software project to a client today: too bad to see them go, but they were very happy and positively impressed with the final result. In other news, if you need me to design a software system, please do feel to reach out :-)

• Post #1123053

  My automated CI process just took 5 minutes to synchronize my monthly time logs from my spreadsheet to Jira. That's a machine, performing sub-second API calls. Now imagine how much time it would've taken to do it by hand 🙀

• Post #1116358

  This is Tommy. Tommy is going into intensive care for an intestinal illness that is prevented by a vaccine. Tommy was vaccinated 2 days ago, the week after being adopted, but he was already infected by that time. Tommy now has a 40% chance of surviving. Get vaccinated, vaccinate your kids, vaccinate your pets. I'll kick you in the gonads if you don't.

• Post #1116355

  Intesa Sanpaolo is such a joke bank: 1. moves all customers from their bank to a new "isybank" company, with minimum to no notification (I managed to dodge that because I happened to talk to a bank employee for another reason) 2. QR codes on their homepage, linking to their app: I AM ON YOUR HOMEPAGE, YOU IDIOTS, USE HTML LINKS.

• Post #1116352

  Went to the doctor's office this morning. Observed: * parking in places I didn't consider possible * people accidentally dropping glassware in a parking lot, then driving over it, without picking it up, leaving in haste to "not be noticed" * people dropping trash on the ground in an entrance room * young people coughing up a lung and sneezing in the presence of elderly people * people parking in the middle of the entrance ramp of a parking lot I am now convin...

• Post #1109864

  In a world of LLM grifters, donate to #Wikipedia

• Post #1100057

  If the USA chose to do piracy, why can't I? #hormuz

• Post #1099115

  This is good: #php finally leaving Twitter https://wiki.php.net/rfc/remove-link-to-x-from-php-net

• Post #992121

  Well, credit card pre-approved charges no longer cover a full fuel tank... Can't wait to get rid of my dinosaur guzzler.

• Post #992120

  I found it! I found the Zombie Jesus that everyone is chasing! #easter

• Post #992117

  Released: @roave /better-reflection 6.70.0 https://github.com/Roave/BetterReflection/releases/tag/6.70.0 This comes with tons of performance and reflection compatibility improvements! #php

• Post #992116

  Is there something like a post-quantum security key (Yubikey) out there? Otherwise, sticking with my RSA key until that happens - migrating is so much effort :-\

• Post #821113

  Released: @getlaminas mezzio/mezzio-valinor:1.0.0 https://github.com/mezzio/mezzio-valinor/releases/tag/1.0.0 This is based on @Romm's work on Valinor 2.4.0, allowing for easy mapping of PSR-7 request attributes \o/

• Post #723516

  Everyone, please help Donnie and their under-financed army: https://sweepthestrait.com/

• Post #719194

  Released: @roave /BetterReflection 6.60.0, now with #PHP 8.5 compatibility. https://github.com/Roave/BetterReflection/releases/tag/6.60.0

• Post #715532

  RE: https://wikis.world/@quarknova/116262006249339183 Go #wikipedia !

• Post #703109

  So... did #FattureInCloud just shut down for today? https://secure.fattureincloud.it/ seems very dead to me...

• Post #703107

  Coming from @Romm's Valinor design, Zod feels like a step backwards. Instead of declaring language-level symbols, one seems to assemble complex DTOs made of Zod types. It's type-safe, but it's really sticky, and you end up not being able to use a native type anymore? 🤔

• Post #703105

  Wireguard when it works: amazing. Wireguard when it doesn't work: it's a silent protocol, fuck you!

• Post #703104

  ``` ssh test@some-host Microsoft Windows [Version 10.0.26200.6592] (c) Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. support@WINDOWS-01 C:\Users\test>exit ``` Well... that was scary...