🤯Matera the Mad🤯

matera@mastodon.sdf.org

Been too much there, done too much that, and never had enoughSelf-diagnosed aspie, born troubleshooter, computer whisperer, herder of pixels, hoarder of files, Queen of Free.Although I am high-functioning, I seldom get high when I'm working :pI don't reply to trolls. You will be casually brushed aside like any other annoying speck of dirt. This goes for nazis too, with an extra dose of blockhammer.My header image is from Uncle Wiggily and the Apple Dumpling.Don't ask me for $

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Post #3545510
Trying to get into my late sister's laptop, and I can't remember the feckin password! What, it's not meow? Meowsers? Catlady? It has to be something we'd both remember! Damn. She hadn't used it for over a year. There was still a cat hair on the screen when I opened it 😭
Post #2311339
From melting pot to chamber pot - the devolution of the American Nightmare.
Post #2268235
Weather reports I&#39;d like to hear: &quot;Iit&#39;s reigning cats.&quot;
Post #2268233
For my next daring feat, I will take a huge dump.
Post #2268232
wonder how many tombstones say &quot;just a bad cold&quot;
Post #2268231
dayam, this is a cute bag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znxg9vZsE6c #sewing
Post #2268228
Oooo, happy butt, my new sheepskin is coming today! Some days ago I caught an embryonic bedsore sneaking around my left bun, and gave it notice. Since then, drastic changes in resting/sleeping positions have made bedtime heck. Need a sheepy on the computer chair too 😬 Pain in the ass, wot? 🤣
Post #2268227
Sheepskin testing in progress. 🤪
Post #1997289
Okay, that&#39;s fucking IT! If I can&#39;t figure out how to keep the Update Manager from turning up three times in one day no matter what kind of checking interf\val I think I&#39;ve chosen, automatic update dhecking is OUT RHE WINSOW. I&#39;m a grown-up and I can check for updates when I damn well feel like it.🤬
Post #1997288
Eeeeveryone wants an update and a reboot. Like a bunch of cats, these &#39;puters, only they don&#39;t keep me warm. (Or clog the bathtub drain with hair 🤣)
Post #1997287
no shit
Post #1997286
It&#39;s not something I go around telling everybody all the time, but I despise fancyass French cooking. Strict recipes and fussy fussy rules and sauces, sauces, iicky sauces.
Post #1997285
Relaxing in bed, half-sitting up, for my audiobook breaks, is no longer an option. I have a bedsore on my arse 😭 Now where the hell did I put that piece of lambskin that I haven&#39;t seem in umpteen years....
Post #1997284
o noes, I didn&#39;t send Mr. A. Friend the monthly lunar planting calendar yet! 😱 got that boy spoilt 🙄
Post #1997283
Having settled on an experiemental waffle formula for the main course, I contemplated the possibilities for a vegetable, and it hit me!OYG, it&#39;s that time of year - NETTLES! I planted them in my back yard maaaaany years ago just so I&#39;d have that special spring vegetable. 😋 😏