Hanneke

h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face.Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan.No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese.Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart:Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, g

Posts

Post #4311487
Ons heeft koffie
Post #4311486
Good morning cuties!
Post #4311485
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (positive)
Post #4093140
Hey material scientists of fedi help a gal out here There are many silicone kitchen toys that are safe to use with oil. Notably those little brushes meant to spread oil onto food. So why is it then that when it comes to silicone bedroom toys they say to use only water based lubricants and to stay away from oils?
Post #4057573
Yesterday My colleague won a price for dancing the macarena I won a price for gabberen I’m either doing this trans girl thing very wrong or very right
Post #3980110
Vandaag is een goede dag
Post #3801824
As a programmer myself I really don’t understand the complete infatuation my fellow programmers have with non deterministic and unprovable processes
Post #3665954
g’morning chat! how are we gendering today?
Post #3624735
WEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post #3604036
Why the fuck is @signalapp@mastodon.world over 600 million bytes (this question can be asked of almost any software these days)
Post #1988666
Yawwwn, good morning queerios 🥱
Post #1988664
Oooh a chore that I wanted to do was already done yesterday!!
Post #1988611
De at5 livestream zoomt in op de telefoon van iemand met beter zicht 🥲
Post #1906312
Those little moments of bi awakening are weird as fuck
Post #1906311
Impromptu rp’ing like we’re high school with a friend is low key hilarious
Post #1906310
Flash!
Post #1906309
Amanda is so cuuuuuuute omg
Post #1906308
Come on Tim, why does my phone install an update when I am more or less actively using it (less than a minute after I clicked it off), instead of the literal hours before when it knew I was _sleeping_?
Post #1906307
Oh hey, consciousness has returned yet again Weird how that keeps happening. Not complaining though.
Post #1769840
PSA: you can (somewhat) mitigate the privacy violations by YouTube link sharing by turning this off. YouTube will still add the tracking part (is=…) so it itself will still know unless you remove it. But if you forget, at least the person opening the link will not know, which seems prudent when sharing links publicly. For me, this was turned on by default, because of course it was. 😩 :bst: Boosting encouraged
Post #1748599
Waarom vinden vliegen altijd wel hun weg naar binnen maar nooit de weg naar buiten?
Post #1740819
Listening to a podcast where one of the hosts says “for sure” every other sentence If you were to make a drinking game out of it, you’d die.
Post #1081856
I will keep dying on this hill
Post #798376
Look at my fancy new earrings by @ayke!