Glenn Fitzpatrick
gfitzp@social.glennfitzpatrick.com
<p>I’m ridiculously awesome and awesomely ridiculous.</p>
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Post #2653217
@peter “96 pages”
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Post #2653216
Jim Palmer is going to have to eat two chicken wings today. 😂 #orioles
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Post #2653214
@APBBlue @20002ist One that beats up Reddy Kilowatt, apparently.
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Post #2653213
Me yesterday: now that my NAS is out of the data center and in my home I should configure a network UPS for it and my network components Me @ 2 PM: glad I got that set up so now if the power goes out, my Raspberry Pi DNS server will see that the UPS has lost power and get my NAS and Mac mini to shut down, but testing it will have to wait Transformer down the street @ 3:45 PM: *KABOOM* Me @ 3:50 PM: HOORAY EVERYTHING SHUT DOWN Me @ 3:55 PM: OH, INCLUDING MY MASTODON SERVER 😩
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Post #2653212
(Power has come back and my home server’s blinkenlights have resumed their regularly-scheduled blinking.)
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Post #2653211
“Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.” – Archimedes “Give me a lever long enough and I’ll rock your world.” – me to Katie after I impressed her by successfully using a digging bar to pry an old stuck fence post out of the ground
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Post #1886913
Hadn't gone running in ages but when I saw a sign for a run festival benefitting a local elementary school I signed up for a 5K. Went for a shakeout run this past Monday and did 5K at 11:06 / mile. Today was the actual race and just got the race results: 29:59, pace 9:39 / mile 112th out of 291 78th out of 149 men total 28th out of 43 men age 40-49 Not bad for a geezer who hasn't run in four years!
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Post #1750805
After installing a basement’s worth of baseboards, I’ve learned I hate installing baseboards.
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Post #1139831
@APBBlue Aw, yay!
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Post #1139830
@cabel Saw this ad and thought of you.
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Post #994705
@APBBlue @nathanlovestrees One of my sisters had a shirt with the Lemonheads candy logo on it. She once left a store and my mom followed a moment later, and as she passed two kids on their way in she overheard “you da lemonhead” “no, YOU da lemonhead”. So now that’s one of our family insults. 😂
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Post #994704
Happy Dyngus Day!
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Post #994703
The town has ripped up and rebuilt the sidewalk and driveway for the house next door so many times trying to get it built to standards I’m starting to get Reddit ads for “Concrete-On-Call” 😅
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Post #947095
@peter@thepit.social So true. How am I supposed to know if maybe he actually wrote “Open the Foreign Strait, you crazy birds”? I’m of the opinion that any quote from anyone should be reproduced verbatim.
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Post #912927
@APBBlue@thepit.social It looks awesome! And Katie loves it and loves your pixie cut!
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Post #864005
There’s a Pepsi delivery truck blocking my bus stop. Another reason why Coca-Cola is superior to Pepsi. 😤😂
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Post #840299
@20002ist@thepit.social @fedward@distraction.party @ebooksyearn@thepit.social Oh, you!
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Post #839056
@20002ist@thepit.social @fedward@distraction.party @ebooksyearn@thepit.social How about grand openings?
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Post #751169
@peter@thepit.social https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/03/self-propagating-malware-poisons-open-source-software-and-wipes-iran-based-machines/
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Post #492448
@ebooksyearn@thepit.social The good ol’ hockey game is the best game you can name, and the best game you can name is the good ol’ hockey game. https://youtu.be/4hJyCVE831o?si=mZT6d0rsojZI7zCL
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Post #422213
@trpeal@ohai.social I see both!
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Post #398576
@APBBlue@thepit.social State Of The Undergarments
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Post #353266
@colleeneh@mastodon.social Aww! Such a baby! Happy gotcha day!
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Post #326808
Katie and I gave Dad the LEGO mineral set for his birthday, and since he’s a geologist he did a comparison between the LEGO versions and the actual minerals from his collection. https://www.flickr.com/photos/piedmont_fossil/albums/72177720332040040/
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Post #325835
@marcoarment@mastodon.social “Can’t innovate anymore, my ass!”
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Post #312303
@rstevens@mastodon.social We used to have Moore’s Law. Now we just have Everything Costs More Law.
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Post #271646
@ebooksyearn@thepit.social Was about here! Section 110 Row E
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Post #265391
Friend had a spare ticket to see Nine Inch Nails tonight, so I did.
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Post #234587
@peter@thepit.social Haha I thought the exact same
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Post #203250
Katie was at a baby shower earlier today so I was being domestic while she was out. When she got home: Katie: “I need to swap…” Me: “I already did.” Katie: “…the load of laundry. GOD, YOU’RE THE BEST.”