Alice Averlong🏳️⚧️
foone@digipres.club
<p>Mad Scientist and Necromancer<br />AuADHD creature of elemental internet<br />collector of keysmashes</p><p>Used to be called Foone, before the war</p>
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Post #4449750
ugh. I'm having to go through THREE versions of Microsoft Office just to find the proper WordArt I want. Office 4.x doesn't have it, and neither does Office 95, although Office95 seems to know what WordArt is? (It's in the help, even if I can't seem to create it)
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Post #4399749
wow xfinity's site is terrible. I'm trying to convince it to let me cancel my TV plan but keep my internet. I got through two chatbots and it gives me the option to schedule a callback. I hit that button and it says there's an error, and suggest I go look at support. like, support for their website? not working?
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Post #4395712
I love when banks require you to do extra security/2fa on specific actions (like sending money), but they're the same 2fa you have to do to log in. so I enter my username/password, it sends an SMS to my phone, I enter the code, I click into "send money", select my landlord, type in the amount, click send, and it sends a code to my phone, I type it in again. the two texts came in 30 seconds apart. why are you re-authorizing me less than a minute later?
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Post #4381317
look there's a billion other reasons why people are against AI and all but fundamentally the core of my person reason is that I've already spent 30 years learning how to teach computers how to do exactly what I tell them to, so I am exceptionally disinterested in having them do things less accurately by talking to them in a sloppier language
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Post #4358010
KVMs are great if you want your mouse and keyboard and monitors to randomly not work also your network connections but other than that, they're great
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Post #4308298
wait I just realized I could avoid having to be smart by just being stupid harder
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Post #4289921
dr-dos is just ms-dos after she got her doctorate.
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Post #4215956
going back in time and telling baby!Alice that one day, she'll be able to go online and order a computer 8 times faster than her packard bell, with dual cores, and it'll arrive within 24 hours. and she'll also be able to do the same for a sandwich, and the sandwich will cost more
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Post #4179829
lazyweb: imagine you need to make an HTML page that just shows a simple form, which'll do a simple request to a backend API when the user clicks the OK button. but you don't want to write raw HTML, use AI, or use anything cloud-hosted. What would you use to generate this?
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Post #4172702
Always a good sign when a program you didn't think was running throws an error message at you that it's not working, and then when you try to close the error message, it hangs
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Post #4144493
the annoying thing about android reverse engineering is that I do it JUST infrequently enough that each time I do it, I completely blank on which tools I need to do it. I'm like "okay, I've got the APK, now I just need to take it apart in... jd-gui? do we still use that or was that only in 2018?"
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Post #4142553
39 year ago, the debut single of a young singer was released, which would one day change the world forever. Let's celebrate together! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Post #4128187
remember kids, the #1 rule of debugging: MAKE SURE YOUR CODE IS ACTUALLY RUNNING
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Post #4104717
UGH I hate concatenating video from two separate sources. Does anyone know a ffmpegwrapper or anything that'll let me go "take this video, and then this video, and make them the same video format so they can be merged"? I don't want to have to throw this into Davinci Resolve for a 3 second joke
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Post #4077361
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it has been zero days since I had to agree to the GPL
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Post #4050968
sometimes I think making GUI applications has gotten too easy
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Post #4042440
god so many web designers have never tried to navigate their website with the tab key and it shows
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Post #4025879
I am not being paid enough to deal with SSL certs on a rp2040
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Post #4018653
arg. one of the international TLDs is 닷컴, which is Korean, pronounced "daskeom", a loanword from the english "dot com". so it means dot com. but it's a TLD. So it always comes after a dot! so it become example dot dot com!
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Post #4017511
It's slightly surprising how often OpenAI and similar companies are proudly announcing "not only are we breaking the law, and not only did we build an automated system to break the law faster, we also built it to break the law autonomously when no one has told it to break the law!"
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Post #4000220
well I've only been playing around with SDR software for a day and already I hate it.
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Post #3956422
doing fixed point numbers on paper: definitely a sensible thing anyone should do
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Post #3898351
I just got banned from argos.co.uk? for searching "usb-c" in their catalog. weird
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Post #3880677
so it used to be that you could google "7 inches in cm" and google would just tell you the answer. this was nice. then they dropped that for AI. which is bad. but even once you'd done the obvious thing and blocked the AI, usually the first result would still be some kind of calculator site but those days are over. now when you google "7 inches in cm", the first result is a page which was generated off an LLM
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Post #3864617
oh hey, Microsoft Comic Chat has been open sourced! opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2026/07/16/microsoft-comic-chat-is-now-open-source/
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Post #3825530
it's weird. I have many skills of various platforms, languages, and frameworks but for some reason the only time recruiters ever reach out to me is for Ruby on Rails, a framework I haven't touched in 13 years
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Post #3824501
great thing to see: a github repo for a device that CAN KILL YOU and github warning you that claude contributed to it
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Post #3815916
It's International Non-Binary People's Day! Celebrated here, on my Pentium with VGAPride.
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Post #3772487
man when people were telling me that smart TVs are a privacy nightmare, I thought that was because they recorded what you watched using their built in media-player OS. NOPE! Apparently Roku TV's will give you popups based on what DVDs you're watching through them, because they screenshot the HDMI-in and compare it to a database. that's a few steps creepier than I was expecting from a garden variety privacy invasion
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Post #3770192
adopting USB-C as the universal charging standard is going to be great for reducing e-waste, because there's so many electronic devices that aren't going to get thrown out because you can't find the stupid specific charger they use